wootbot
February 18, 2019, 10:59pm
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What is it?
It’s an Outrageous Mystery Goody. We take something mad expensive, make it really cheap but don’t really tell you what it is. Why? We have our reasons. But they are good ones.
When and where do I find it?
You’ve got four chances for four different OMGs . The links will go live at:
The fine print:
Items are NOT eligible for returns (defect exceptions apply).
There is just ONE of these items in the box.
There will be only that one item in the box and nothing more.
We will sell a different item at each of the 4 sales. Everyone gets the same item.
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I mean, bsmith1 will be first in all the things, but I will still try. Unless I’m asleep. Because I should be asleep now and I’m not so I’m going to have to sleep somewhere along the line.
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Electronics, main, sports, and computers. So we can cross catshirts off the list of potential items.
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Narfcake:
Electronics, main, sports, and computers. So we can cross catshirts off the list of potential items.
Aaaah but can you really trust anything we put up for this anymore.
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Shhhhhhhhhhh. We don’t talk about that anymore. It’s too stressful.
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qazxswe
February 19, 2019, 4:17pm
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I don’t trust people easily to begin with.
Why would I trust a representation of 0s and 1s on a website which is made up of 0s and 1s?
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qazxswe
February 19, 2019, 4:25pm
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Where were you yesterday? You had 2 hours to claim it.
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Are the times Central? Left coast?
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Blast. We always forget something. They’re CT. I’ve made the correction to the blog post.
Thank you for pointing out our booboo.
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I just wanted to get one and needed the correct time. Lol
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But there are 4 OMGs
Get all 4. They are good OMG. The best OMGs.
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qazxswe
February 19, 2019, 4:38pm
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Have you learned nothing about portraying something using positive adjectives?
You must be new to Woot.
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Yep. Expect dire disappointment and hope for better.
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qazxswe
February 19, 2019, 4:41pm
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And when all hope is lost, purchase more stuff from Woot to hide the disappointment.
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You’re right. I bought something that was supposed to arrive in a week and it arrived in two days. WOOT CANNOT BE TRUSTED!
/s
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I might have misread that last word and I might be giggling like an 11-year-old.
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