Onesies & Twosies

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It’s Onesies & Twosies (and maybe moresie) time! We’ve found some stuff piling up in the warehouse just taking up space and we’re gonna try to clear out as much of it as we can. That’s where YOU come in! You’re going to scour through hundreds and hundreds of deals (without the benefit of a search bar) and scoop up whatever you can before someone else does.

Once Onesies & Twosies starts, you’ll see hundreds of sales. Then approximately every hour, another batch will drop. This will continue until we run out or we faint from exhaustion. All sales will launch on the first day. We’ll announce here when all sales have been launched.

WHEN DOES IT START: Saturday, Nov 25 at 12pm CT (That’s noon for you 12am vs 12pm challenged wooters). The sale will stay live until Friday December 1 at 11:59pm CT or while supplies last.

WHERE WILL IT BE: The main entry point will be HERE. New batches will show up there as well.

Things to know

  • Quantities are limited. In some cases, VERY LIMITED. If you miss something, sorry.

  • Features are imported from Amazon. We probably won’t be able to answer product questions before an item sells out. Best to do your own research. Sorry.

  • These are coming from Amazon inventory so there may be a few cases where you get something different than you ordered. Believe it or not, Amazon isn’t perfect and things get stowed in the wrong place or someone picks the wrong item. Check your packages early. Also, sorry.

  • In a few cases, they may not be able to find the item and your order will be cancelled and refunded once we get the message back from them. This can take a few days. Sorry.

Maybe we should have named this event, “So Sorry!”

That’s it. So get ready to shop 'til you drop or until your bank account cries for mercy.

Good luck!

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As a 12am Wooter, thanks for the clarity. I guess you serve us $1 midnight products at times. See if i can pay attention at noon…

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Yep I’m tired of the Thanksgiving leftovers too! Can I volunteer a half-eaten ham to the sale or an unused can of cranberry sauce?

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A bunch of you are clicking that link about 12h too early.

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we click links TT, what do you want from us

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Maybe we should have named this event ,“So Sorry, not Sorry!”

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I stop reading instructions after the third or fourth sentence. Anything important…

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Sorry I didn’t read the instructions, why are you having a pajamas event?

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Guilty as charged. Lock me up.

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I read the instructions and acknowledging the noon start time. Yet I followed the instructions to click here too. Need to give the Woot servers some burnin so it can handle pressure tomorrow.

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Woohoo just 11hrs to go

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This is going to be insane!

But (like any Nicolas Cage performance)… in a good way or a bad way?

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