It’s here!!!
Amazon tissues, 2022 woot monkeys, woot-off light sticker, piggy bank, plastic bowl, loofah, woot pen, cucumber seeds, ball #27, and a jbl flip 5 Bluetooth speaker. Way better than I deserve!
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yay!!
Also, I’m going to be so sad if I don’t have a woot piggy bank in mine…. 
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Mine might be delivered today or tomorrow 
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Oh boy! That’s a nice Bluetooth speaker! Congrats!
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That’s a steal from Dave’s desk. His desk is indeed a mystery!!!
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Just remember: you can always edit your post if you regret making that statement.
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| REVEALS: | Ball | 2 out of 18 (11%) |
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| Goldielucks | 27 |
   
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Looks like mine will be here on Friday and it’s 3.4 lbs too.
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I think i have read that those are reserve labels and not the actual weight?
Maybe .
IDK.
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I do hope that’s the case. “.60” Lbs sounds like an empty box and while I think I can take a joke of that sort in good stride, I also don;t want to come off as whining “Everyone else got cool stuff. I didn’t even get a hazardously stinking vacuum cleaner!” 
Well, just a few hours and we shall see what arrives.
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I am nervous and trembling; I have yet to be graced with a messages regarding a special crappy shipment.
Please Woot! Don’t fail me now, get that sap sucker in the mail!
Please Mr. Postman don’t fail me now, deliver package with care after all everything in Dave’s desk drawers should be handled with care and caution!
Please porch pirates fail me and leave my package alone it just crap of the bad variety!
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Okay, temporarily cancel my disapointment (or is the word I want “Postpone?”). Turns out the .60 Lbs package coming today is a Fire TV Stick I bought on sale last week. No sign of my DDC package yet…
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I feel this… come on, UPS and stay away, porch pirates! 
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I was going to say, maybe you are the chosen one to get the cotton balls/swabs:smile:
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Can’t wait to see what you end up with!
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Hey! It could still be cotton balls/swabs.
Stay tuned!
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It’s about time!
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If I have to edit the post then it’s probably too late as I would be messaging from inside Audrey II.
I wonder if there would be reception in there.
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Just as I was posting my last post in here…. My doorbell went off and I found that my “package “ had arrived!
I brought the box to the table and after trying to check for spiders and booby traps, I took the plunge and went right in.
Here’s what was in the box……
Here’s the breakdown….
1 - pink shower scrubby thing for soap and stuff
1- Woot! light decal sticker
1- pack of Broccoli seeds - Oh no! This might be the plant!!!
1- bright highlighter yellow cup with the words “Contents: Disappointment, tears, regret, sadness and misery” - way to useful!
edit for correctness- It’s a “Woot! style yellow bucket.” I will use this thing for tons of tiny things. Ty @peaceetc
1- random red ball with the number 25 in it. So much for me being able to win the lottery or something since this number cant be drawn.
1- piggy bank with BOC Fund on the side - Oh wow and heck yeah! I am going to see how much I can stuff this thing with!!! Love it!
1- Woot! 4 colored clip on pen with eyes! - this is something I actually was hoping to get some day. It just looks cool and is actually functional!
2- Woot! flying monkeys that i’m sure will be used for many moments of fun and shenanigans as I chase people with them. lol
1-Dark Heather Male Tee Shirt (Large) that says “ We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty “. Going to give this to my older son to see if anyone tries to chase him down for supposedly making all those calls.
Last but not least -
1- eero 6 dual-band mesh wifi extender add-on new in the box. I have heard of these systems before however I dont have one. According to the box, for me to use this, I will need an eero router with other things I already have to make use of it. Might have to become a gift or a trade with someone but it is still a great thing.
Thank you @davejlives and all the Wooters, Wooties, Wootsters, Admins and even Wookies while Im at it. This was alot of fun.
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It’s a little Woot-style yellow bucket!
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I love my eeros! They keep exceptional speeds if they’re set up properly (not using a cheap router).
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