:w_boc: Post your AUGUST 2021 Crap HERE!!

Howdy Wooters!

This here nifty thread is for posting your BOC should you be so unlucky as to get one during the month of AUGUST 2021!


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Remember that you’re promised these things from your BOC:

  • 3 items
  • A bag if we remember to put it in
  • Abject disappointment

If you get more than that, count your blessings or talk to someone about the disappointment that has swallowed up your life.

Order Snafus

You may find that your order got denied or canceled. While this seems totally unfair and you’ll be tempted to complain to anyone that will listen, here’s a few things for your consideration:

  • We will never have enough craps for those wishing to purchase craps.
  • At best, the ratio of people attempting to available craps are 3:1… if you’re lucky. Usually it’s more like 25:1 or more.
  • So many people try that it pushes our servers to the point of wanting to throw in the towel and just crash
  • The servers have been known to crash.

To keep the servers from crashing, we have an order queue. You’ll enter the “Vestibule of Patience” while you wait for your order to be accepted, denied, or canceled. You should not exit the Vestibule to try again because that just puts you at the back of the line.

  • If your order is accepted, then you can brag about your impending disappointment in this here thread and on your social media outlets of choice. :smiley:
  • If your order is denied, it’s nothing personal. It just means that we ran out before your order was processed. It’s our rude way of saying “Sorry!” :cry:
  • If your order was cancelled, you were so, so, so close. So close that your payment went through but gosh darn it, we ran out of BOCs before we assigned one to you. We have to reverse all that work to refund your hard earned money. :angry:

Remember to post what you get!

Now one of the things that makes the Bag of Crap so much darn fun is to see what everyone got. The only way to see what everyone got is if everyone comes back to post what you got. See the trend here?

New EASY-TO-REMEMBER link: :w_boc: Share your 2023 Craps Here! - Shenanigans - Woot

That link will always take you to the current BOC thread (assuming I remember to update the link)

Taking your crap and running off with just steals the fun from everyone, especially me. So please post what you get.

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Hi there! If you want to video you’re unboxing, please feel free to share! If you can get all shown in 30 seconds or less, we may just pick your video to showcase on our social media channels. If we do pick your video, you might just get a free BOC from us. It’ll still be crap, of course.

So there you have it.

  • Prepare for disappointment
  • Post what you get
  • Earn :heart:

And let the waiting begin
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A Poll!

Tell me what you thought of your Bag o’ Crap!
1 (hated it) to 5 (loved it!)

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First but no BOC to post… woot needs to fix that quick. BOC me

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Holy Disappointment Batman! This HUGE box arrived on my porch and I couldn’t remember what I had ordered that would be that large. True, there had been a WOOT OFF and I ordered a bunch of crap I didn’t need. But if I remember correctly, most of it was small stuff. To my surprise, it was my BRING OUT CONTROL BOC. Tons of disappointing crap:
2 packages of steel wool
50 count Hookah hose tips (?)
pack of baby wipes
100 pc. plastic razor scrapper blades
LED Fairy lights with Fall leaves
Instant cooling towel
Lg. 16 pack of post it notes in great colors
pack of 7 kitchen silicone sponges
pack of 3 collapsible aluminum straws with cases
pack of crayola washable markers
neon jump rope
O2 water bottle with mist n’ sip
color changing LED lamp
Adjustable laptop stand (nice!)
Ages 3-5 skills workbook
stethoscope id tag
sport band for fitness watch
set of pink walkie talkies
yellow duck tape
anti slip tape for stairs
rubber splicing tape
and (not shown because my sister took off with it)
a very nice David Burke anti fatigue kitchen mat
pack of 50 badge holders
cake topper
Hit Mitt game
Mortimer sticker
Confidential Crap woot bag
glass screen protector
respirator filters
white sequin pillow sham

All in all, a LOT of disappointment.

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Fingers Crossed Twc306 GIF by truTV’s Those Who Can’t

Oh lordy lord let me be blesses with some crap!

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I hope I’m putting this in the right place. I’m so excited that I may not be thinking correctly.

I’ve been trying in vain to get a bag of crap for what feels like a thousand years. I’ve been with Woot! since before Woot! was Woot! and have bought many items from this fine company even before it was part of the Amazon dynasty. But I’ve never gotten a bag of crap. I was beginning to think that getting a bag of crap would be as useless as my trying to get a date in high school, but today my luck seems to have changed.

I received a pointless push from the command center in Texas and was shocked to be able to click on it and get my own bag of crap. I figured since it had been about 6 minutes since the push was sent that they would all be gone, but boom, I got right in. And my order was even confirmed. A shiny stinky new bag of crap is on its way to me. I have reached one of my life goals!

Now I know that when this thing comes I’m going to be horribly disappointed and I’m going to say nasty things about the people who sent it and their mothers. But for now, please share in my joy, elation, and giddiness as someday within the next 3 or 4 weeks I will be the proud owner of my very own bag of crap. And not the kind that the kids in high school used to light on my front porch.

Thank you for all of those pointless pushes. Yes I did read them, well most of them, and oftentimes was slightly amused. Today, my loyalty to you has paid off, you took my 10 bucks and I know your elves are packing up my bag of crap right now. If I were a more generous person I’d invite you to join me in space with your boss, but sorry, you’d have to send a semi load of crap to get that.

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Hi there. I moved your post over here. :smiley:

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Oh yeah, one more thing. I’m sort of rotund, so if you send shirts please make sure that they are at least 2X preferably 3X. I know, you’re scouring the warehouse for girls size zero shirts now.

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You’ll take what we send you and you’ll be disappointed in it.

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I never get fully disappointed and that’s a blessing lol

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This “Behaviors of Children” was pretty interesting…

  • A pretty legit backpack with padded sections for a laptop and assorted other zippered sections :school_satchel:

  • A Woot-Off Light sticker🚨

  • An “auto neck pillow” :red_car::sleeping:

  • Three empty Blu-Ray cases :woman_shrugging:t2:

  • A “confidential crap” reusable Woot bag :+1:t2:

  • An interesting light bulb

  • Mario Party 8, for Wii, which was really exciting but the case ended up being empty :cry:

  • Four elastic suspender things, which I figured out are for holding bedsheets on

  • A crank-force “boom co” toy gun thing

  • (not pictured) A magnetic light which was missing the metal contact elements so it won’t light :frowning:

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This was from my Woot Birthday Brad or Chad. Very disappointing. My wife asked why I would ever spend money on a bag of crap. I got some completely useless and unknown items and a lifetime supply of cupcake liners. An Apple Watch band. 1 spark plug. A nice pillow. And more crap. All for a wasted $10 bill. What more could you want.

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Never had a bag of crap I begin to wonder if it’s real lol just kidding I sure would like to get one one time maybe I might get a Stanky plum full bag of I never won anything so that would be like winning at the casino even if it is crap ha ha Ha lol oh
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I’m right along with u :grin:

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Woot, I approve of this new method of distributing BOC’s!

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Oh oh oh! Just got the word from UPS that a 6 lb package of crap is on its way to me from the Woot! complex in Texas. My oh my, what could it be? Maybe one of those little computers that they’re always trying to give away, that would be less than 6 lb. Perhaps a spiffy refurbished but not too badly scratched and dented iPhone. Oh the possibilities are endless! I don’t know if I’m going to be able to live until Friday when that package arrives. How will I occupy myself until then? My crap is a comin!

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Wow! That’s a BOC? I never had one and expecting my 1st. According to shipping it is 6lbs. Will be curious to see if it is something like pet rocks.

I have my disappointment meter set to EPIC. I will be waiting in with great excitement, anticipation and even anxiety as I wait breathlessly to see what 6lbs of disappointment are going to be dumped on my doorstep.

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Mine is Lil bag of crap

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Here’s to hoping for some butter cakes in the latest rounds of BOCs.

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So I am so disappointed in the absolute crap I received in my BOC.
1 Koosh ball
1 set pocket drumsticks thanks now my kid wants drums.
Sequin pillowcase art via 12 year old
Airvent popsocket phone holder
1-12 pack of emoji punching balloons
One top trumps game Harry Potter edition
One black sleep mask
One unidentifiable thing which we believe is a printer cartridge or filiment??? How disappointing that not only can I not use it I don’t even know what it is.
A five pack of beauty blenders
A pan cleaning scraper
48 pieces of felt pads and I literally just opened some yesterday thanks.
One pack of copy paper
Two iPhone dongle things, so disputing since I don’t own an iphone
Three Callaway super soft golf balls
A confidential crap bag
A three pack of 16 oz cups
And a very grumpy looking monkey sticker.

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6lbs of Crap on its way……

Can’t wait to be disappointed and give away most of the box to students as incentives.

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