You want some of those woot pens.
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I trimmed the beginning off, Ty for the heads up!
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I’ve got two 
the one with the sayings and the 4 colors with eyes one
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They have some lava light ones now…
And you can freeze your gif
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I trimmed the part with my address off even if you freeze the first frame you can’t see it
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Ok, cool
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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @wootybot display help.
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pretty kitty! I’m enjoying all the pet pictures with the BOCs.
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I had to google “nessie ladle” because when I saw the picture I was wondering “why does the ladle have a name?” and I see there are Nessie Family ladles too. There are also apparently Nessie tea infusers, a spaghetti monster strainer, and more.
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I bet my bag of crap was better than your bag of crap. This was the first time I was able to get one… And I am so happy. I got the obligatory bag for my bag of crap, I got a bag of crap jar opener, I got a red shirt valued at 50 bucks, that is really cute and I will totally wears it. I got a remote for a TV that goes to nothing… That’s the only thing I’m gonna throw away… I got a avocado slicer, which I already have so I’m gonna pass it on to a friend. I got a misting fan, that is so cool it’s got a lithium battery in it, and it’s wireless! And if that weren’t all, I’d be perfectly happy, if that was the end of my bag of crap, but I got a licking, sucking, um…sex toy,… And I’m here to tell ya, I can’t wait to try out this most excellent toy from my bag of crap! My divorce was final in March, and I haven’t had anything happen recently, so that toy is going to come in really handy! In fact, if you don’t hear for me at all this weekend, that’s the reason! I bet nobody got a bag of crap better than my bag of crap!
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Have you ever seen a bunch of people get something in their crap and are jealous? And it’s something affordable but you would just feel stupid actually buying one?
I GOT MINE!
GONNA DO SOME LADLING WITH NESSIE!
Also:
-seat belt pads that I bet my daughter would like for her backpack
-pesticide free jeans that probably won’t fit anyone in the house
-French ziploc baggies. Wait it’s English on the other side.
-metal measuring cup- i use these for wood pellets for my baby fire pit and was thinking about buying another one
-avocado tool- I’ve been making avocado toast lately. I haven’t really felt the need for a special tool but I have one now.
-those Lysol wipes I keep getting ads for
-woot squishy lightbulb
-cool woot bag, I’m not sure I have this one
-AND A SWITCH MARIO GAME!
I have a Switch but am probably too bad at gaming to play this. Gonna try anyway.
BEST CRAP IN AGES, THANK YOU SO MUCH!
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Is that the infamous rose toy? CONGRATS!
Back to being jealous.
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Is is possible that they farted into an envelope then sent it to you for lulz?
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Omg I know that controller anywhere. That is to a Vizio sound bar I think xD cool fan and glad you liked your boc, hope you have a great weekend! 
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It was financed mostly by a Kickstarter campaign. Once I heard about the Kickstarter campaign, I pulled out my wallet so fast you’d think I was being mugged. Same thing when it expanded with a kitten cafe. The original cat cafe closed and got folded into the now kitten/adult cat cafe.
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So how do you beat the matrix
except not to play
amazon is war games
whoah everyone should quit
unplug and go to sears
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My free BOC from the dice game! I hereby dub it the Bones of Chance.
Already I am excited going in.
Like Howard Carter, I beheld wonderous things:
- Crap bag
- 10 pack of graduation themed hors d’oeuvre plates
- Leather wallet for iphone
- Leather cover for Samsung Galaxy S22
- Bug repellent wristband
- Knee compression sleeve
- Pack of reusable straws in different sizes, with cleaning brushes
- 4 pack of My First Ticonderoga pencils, with sharpener
- New notebook with dotted (?) pages
- 3 way soil meter
- Woot squeeze toy shaped like a light bulb
- A vast quantity of Valentine themed… ruler things, from Oriental Trading
- Several items of manly apparel in a range of sizes. Khakis, a quick-dry polo, a very large t-shirt and hideous sports shorts.
- A Nessie ladle, which my 75 year old mother immediately attempted to steal (NOT HAPPENING MA)
- A set of pre-used Motorola walkie talkies, labeled “Comer”, and their charger. One charges and one does not.
Surprisingly low on disappointment! Anything I can’t use I know someone who will probably appreciate having it.
As a fairly new Woot user and first-time BOC recipient I am truly humbled. My cat is defective and won’t play in the box, but she has chewed on everything and says thank you.
Edited cuz I posted the same loot pic twice, soz y’all
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Woot! I hope I don’t get a used Buick in my B.O.C
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