Good luck 
on your next 
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Opened my Bitter Old Coffee, the taste was surprisingly less disappointing then expected:
Collapsible drinking cup and pill holder - hopefully will be able to get to pill before collapsing
Apple Pencil - Never needs sharpening!
Shoe laces that also came with a pair of Sperry shoes
Carpool Karaoke microphone - can’t wait to annoy neighboring drivers
Lint brush - great for enhancing my lint collection
Queen Bamboo Sheets - I hear she was a great ruler in her time
Tin Cup - looking forward to using it next time I’m behind bars to roust the guards
Bluetooth speaker - That’s what you call an MC that just drank a glass of grape juice
Squishy lightbulb - I guess it will provide soft light
Danka vvoot!
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BEEF OR CHICKEN BAG O CRAP
The keepers:
Woot bag
Woot pen
Wood cutlery
Hand warmers
Gift bag organizer
Bra
iPhone magnetic wallet
The gifters:
Photo albums
Lace table runner
Avery labels
Piano CD
The crappy crap:
Bald caps
Empty eggs
Pouring spout…
Cat loves the box and wanted to mother one of the eggs.
Honestly I’ve had worse. Fool me once shame on me fool me twice! Shame on me… fool me thrice !!! Shame on me … it’s truly a button addiction or learned behavior at this point. Pavlovian response to posted brown bags. Will it happen again… yep definitely
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Beef or Chicken
2 Qlink quick start thingees?!?!?
Pack of 10 bicycle Brake cables
Paper strawFragile stickers
1 hand warmer……. One
Woot pen with multiple colors and carabiner
Storage bag for an OSMO camera
Bag with Able Lincoln shamelessly plugging Woot
Hanging organizer for craft supplies
Foam packing squares- oddly, maybe the most useful thing in there
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Beef or chicken was definitely disappointing
Woot multi color pen
Trinket dish
Rock bar cooler glasses
Let it snow beanie
3 pack microfiber head wrap
Liquid ant bait
Wood cutlery
Selfie stick
Woot bag
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My very first! Included alongside the handy tote were:
Closet paper craft organizer
100-pack XL gloves
Lil Bucker™️ inflatable horse
Mega-fancy door stopper
Anker earbuds
Added cardboard scrap
1 square foot of 1/8” plexiglass
(3) dresses
Woot multicolor pen
Thanks, and I’m looking forward to trying again once I’m allowed back in!
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My Bag of crap showed up today!
A magnetic level!
A fabric tape measure! My son claimed that.
A craft storage bag, which will come in handy after I move.
A stainless cup! Also claimed by my son.
A curtain panel!
Some random furniture knobs!
Area rug protectors/stoppers!
A Qlink Sim card!
A four color woot pen!
And the fantabulous Woot Bag!
Thanks Woot!
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I received my Bagpipes of Celebration!
Unfortunately the pic is only of some of the crap- my family watched me unpack the box ravenously, and made off with what they could when they could.
I received:
- One pair New Balance size 7.5 (will be donated as they don’t fit.
- A ladies pair of uniform pants, size 9/10 (will also be donated)
- A Ladies dress that my wife loves
- A metal doorstop (Not the first doorstop I’ve gotten in a Big Old Chair)
- A pair of used, no name ANC headphones. My kid is stoked.
- A kitchen scale with dead batteries
- A Lumber card from Settlers of Catan
- JBL Life X earbuds (refurbished with bonus earwax)
- Anker Soundcore Life P2 - look new, but I sanitized anyway
- Woot pen
- Woot Abe Lincoln bag
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Tan Pants, size 38/30
Dark Blue Pants, size 30/30
Demin Color Pants, soze 30/30
Fleece Hoodie, size small
Nursing Bra, size XL
Red Tank top, Kids size 5-6
Apple iPhone Leasther Wallet with MagSafe
Keychain with enameled cactus
Door Draft Stopper
Book Safe
Box of nitrile gloves, size small
2 rolls of trash can liners
4 pack of Minion squishy keychains
Green Woot! squishy light bulb
Blue “I Totally Don’t Shop at Woot!” Woot! bag
And the best item:
Klipsch Reference On-Ear II Headphones in white. Includes a quick start guide for using my new vacuum
cleaner (!). Work fine and sound great!
Lots of great clothing but not for me. The pants and hoodie are all just not quite my size. I think I have some folks to give them to. Woot! persists in thinking I plan to breastfeed a baby, but I won’t be doing that.
Rowan was hovering over the hoodie, but it doesn’t fit him. Didn’t fit Willow either.
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Perfect View Personal Phone Mount
150 pack alcohol wipes
3 pack of baby bibs
12 pack of Fuki C Batteries
1 ProCell C Battery
1 Kirkland AA Battery
3 pack Super Glue
Phone case for Samsung Galaxy J3
3 green wiffle balls
Woot 4-color pen
4 pack Minions squishy keychains
Blue “I Totally Don’t Shop at Woot!” Woot! bag
Willow gets high from the alcohol wipes, even though they are in a sealed bag. Always something to make him hover.
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love the action shot of willow
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more cat action shots! 
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cute cat!
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I’m very curious about the santa strut!
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Nice bag of crap , Galaxy 34/30 pants -tag says $69, Soundcore by Anker Total Wireless Headphones, Soundcore by Anker Wireless Anc Headphones, Osprey shoulder bag, Wine bottle opener, Stem Gemz coasters,
bag of crap bag and colorful pen.
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Probably the best bag of crap I have got so far. In it came the customary grocery bag, a woot pen, a pair of over the ear Soundcore ANC headphones, three Soundcore wireless earbuds (2 were the same type), wine class coasters, a wine opening kit, and a medium olive green dress shirt (not pi
ctured).
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