Shirt Of Continued Employment


#1

#2

Wow this is super nerdy. And awesome.


#3

Argh!I wanted Napoleon or Review shirt!

Nice design tho Pat! Not something I’d wear, but pretty cool. :slight_smile:


#4

For all his magical enchantments, he just couldn’t save against getting laid off.


#5

I have no idea what this shirt means. Would someone care to explain?


#6

Oh nice. I can only assume that this design was specifically printed on a fire-proof shirt?


#7

This Shirt:
-1 Repel Casual Fridays


#8

There is a large contingent on woot whose equation seems to be nerdy=awesome, with absolutely no exceptions.


#9

It’s an RPG joke. Fire can do some hella damage and you need to build up fire resistance to survive. Also, it helps to not get fired in today’s economy.

/recovered ex-WoW player.


#10

I’m going to roll a d20 to see if I’m going to buy this shirt. Oh. Rolled a 1.

So my elf paladin doesn’t buy this shirt but owes shirt.woot 10 dollars anyways.


#11

Most of my gamer buddies work for the government, so now I can at least somewhat approach their levels of job security with this.


#12

I’m sure Patrickspens is tough and all, but shouldn’t that be 5d10+25 hit points?


#13

I have a hard time believing this, and I’m pretty sure you joked your way to a quality post.


#14

“Resist Fire +30”: In gaming, meaning that you have a super strong resistance against damage from fire.

“Shirt of …”: In gaming, the shirt might give the wearer certain powers.

A play on words between being “fired” (laid off from work)… leads to the Shirt of Continued Employment… Resist Fire +30.

Might not make sense if, where you live, being “fired” is not a common term, but being made “redundant” is.


#15

Glowy (yep, mood: articulate has arrived)


#16

I think for the sake of simplicity, this works fine. The other way would be too cluttered, imho.


#17

Even though I sensed it wasn’t genuine, I decided to take the bait anyway, just to be sure.


#18

ah, rpg jokes… they give me such a warm feeling…


#19

This shirt would be super useful if your boss was also a dragon.


#20

In addition to fire, any guy who wears this shirt will have a +50 resistance to female encounters.