it seems like the woot gods have declared that no one is fit to survive (*i have not ordered; just wandering through)

it seems like the woot gods have declared that no one is fit to survive (*i have not ordered; just wandering through)

I didn’t say it was wise or unwise, just my experience of human nature tells me some would likely do so.
Got mine today (red) no lifestraw, food or water. Matches are a firestarter.
Was offered a partial refund of 15 bucks. Can anyone here recommend something quality to stock for food for like 3 bucks after the 12 for a lifestraw…
Instant ramen, cup of noodles?

Got the black one delivered today, same items missing / exchanged. (no lifestraw, food or water. Matches are a firestarter.)
Yea this seems like either a large QC issue or an intentional omission due to supply issues.
Received mine today, no food, water and life straw missing. I bought two and both were missing same items
Honestly this is the worst kind of item to have this happen to. People may think leaving it sealed it a good idea and not check. Than in a crisis they are out of luck.
Doctor: “You will need to take one of these pills daily for the rest of your life.”
Ziggy: “Ok. But you only gave me 3 pills.”
Doctor: “Yes.”
Maybe this is some sort of WOOT! Darwinism at work? Only preserving those who are verifying their orders🤨.
The Redditor comments of angst are interesting. Some felt gut punched. Others thought the cartoonist was sort of a saddist for setting them up!
most of them were just talking about their purse from what I read…
Not five bucks, but there’s this pseudo lembas bread…
Grizzly Gear Emergency Food Rations- 3600 Calorie Bar (Vanilla Poundcake) - 3 Day, 72 Hour Ready to Eat Supply for Disaster, Hurricane, Flood Preparedness - Non Thirst Provoking - 5 Year Shelf Life https://a.co/d/80p3gqc
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They’re offering me a partial refund of $8!
The hell???
Running through the mothership, it would be a minimum of $35 to replace the missing items ($11 Lifestraw, $12 for water sachets, $12 for food bars) and that’s not even counting the matches as the fire starter does present a slight upgrade, tho apparently Surviveware does sell the missing matches separately for $10 (no big rush to give them any more of my money).
Curious that they’re claiming that their inventory mostly shows full kits because besides the insulting $8 partial refund, my only other choice is to return for a full refund… if they have so many complete kits, why not offer me a guaranteed checked full kit in exchange? ![]()
Full return would be a challenge too since the radio has an 18650 lithium ion battery inside it. Also maybe don’t get that food you linked. The first ingredient is sugar.
I know finding low sugar options is going to be rough in long life foods since fats go rancid but this might be slightly better if less pleasant to eat. https://a.co/d/cvpzr8I
As a prediabetic I could eat something high sugar but it would need to be slowly nursed throughout the day which isn’t ideal in a disaster scenario.