How much faster do I need to be? The Place Order button wasn’t even up. I even got into the forum and posted before lichme auto-posted. Seriously there has to be some bots scraping at this point. I’m personally not doing it because I think its sort of scandalous, especially if they are doing multi-accounts.
Obviously, the Woot-gods must be displeased with me… I must now appease them with the dance of my people.
Get out the way, we got a Woot Off
We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough
Ain’t gonna stop until the Woot Off is done
You figure you get one Woot per day
And if it’s junk then that’s just the way
But now an avalanche of Woots is released
And where there once was famine we feast
It’s giving me an F5 complex,
Refreshing just to see what’s up next
Checking back to shop for what’s new
I don’t want it but I hope that you do
Cause a new Item won’t come up
Until all of these are gone.
Those are the rules of the Woot Off
We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough
Ain’t gonna stop ‘till the Woot Off is done
Now there’s another item on line
A cell phone with a weird-ass design
How will this thing ever sell out?
This will start a new item drought
Who would ever buy this dumb thing?
The Woot Off is so frus-ter-a-ting
I’m posting in the blog to decry
This thing you couldn’t pay me to buy
Well you could ridicule and signify it
But someone’s gonna have to buy it
Those are the rules of the Woot Off
We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough
Ain’t gonna stop ‘till the Woot Off is done