So, my mom came over to watch my son while I went to work. At work, my phone starts ringing and I switched it to vibrate really quick and set it on a shelf across the room because I was busy. The shelf was metal and my phone at this point was convulsing aggressively and loudly. I finally go get it. This is the first thing I see:
The pics and calls were all my mom. Her voicemail:
“what did you order this time? What do I do with this box? How am I going to determine the correct temperature? Do you have a thermometer or something? I really wish you would’ve given me a heads up about this. For crying’ out loud, what is this? Call me back. I mean it. “
Hahahahahaha!!! 
Just getting home. I will post more tomorrow. Stay tuned…
(VMod edit to remove personal information/tracking to protect the Wooter’s privacy.)