FYI: ENDING THE EVENT TONIGHT
Not enough products remaining. 
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Is that where he lights everything on fire and then we buy it?
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I was curious as to how fire would be shipped.
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Its the one where we put bags of crap on his porch and light them on fire.
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Instructions unclear: just crapped on Dave’s porch and my shoes are now on fire.
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Would have been nice to see some more higher end stuff added as well. Overall would do again.
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Good thing Woot has a sale on fresh shoes.
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As opposed to stale shoes?
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Thanks, but I think I’ll just vacuum these off.
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Pepper has a great vacuum you can use. It definitely doesn’t smell like fresh old ass.
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It smells like fresh old ass and burning despair. He’s more than welcome to use it to get poop outta his smokey shoes.
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The question, which I probably don’t want an answer to, is how EITHER of you knows what EITHER of those examples smells like.
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Pepper did just have a birthday…
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Haven’t you ever visited anyone at the old folks home?
It’s that smell you smell when the caretaker whips that bedsheet off of the resident and they’ve skipped bath day.
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I did not. WHO ARE YOU CONFUSING ME WITH? WHAT’S HER NAME? DO YOU LOVE THAT VM MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME?
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Nope.
I have it marked down when I need to send her a glitterbomb.
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