My phone!
My money and my mind.
My Rosary
My sense of humor. Red flag that I need to regroup, relax, recharge.
Apple AirTags on everything!
Sunglasses
The friggin’ manual!
Yep
My Kindle. I’m really sad about it, too.
Marbles
My veggie peeler. Looked all over. Dish drainer, dishwasher, utensil drawer (where it should have been), knife drawer. And a few more drawers. I finally had to use a backup peeler that I wasn’t used to.
Then a week or so later, found it in the utensil drawer, way in back. And all is right with the world again.
Phone and sleep.
I’m pretty organized and can’t remember the last time I lost something, but my girlfriend likes to reorganize, rearrange, relocate or just plain put stuff somewhere else after i thought that i knew where I wanted to keep it. Items such as my keys are hung on a hook next to the door as soon as i come inside and my wallet and watch are always placed on my valet stand in the bedroom as soon as i take it off or out of my pocket. Its pretty much everything else that seems to be free game. She has reorganized all of my shoes to the point that i cant find the pair i want and even decided that i was using the wrong drawers in the chest and dresser so all of my clothes were moved to new locations. And absolutely the worst of it is when i cant find a tool in my shop that she has put somewhere else. She onced reorganized all of my wrenches by shiny and dull finish instead of size like i had them.
Sanity, circa 2020
That’s neat - you could pack it really full to make it hard as a rock like a grocery store avocado - or take most of the contents out and leave it squishy, like the same grocery store avocado a half hour later.
One compression sock.
I do the housework and laundry.
I use the laundry bin.
I’m the only one who wears them.
I pin them together to wash them.
I line dry them indoors.
I fold them.
I put them away.
How does one disappear between the dry and fold stages?
Government
Justice System
Medical System
News Media
Got that Bezos?
I lost a penguin!
Where is the pesky thing?