Why am I doing this?

Why am I doing this?
Price: $5
Shipping Options:: $5 Standard
Shipping Estimates: Ships in 3-5 business days. (Thursday, Nov 30 to Tuesday, Dec 05) + transit
Condition: Yet Another Crappy Crap

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Did you miss it? Here are some Crappy Tips

1. Stay Logged In - When the current item reaches 5%, log out of woot and log back in to keep your session fresh
2. Keep your cart clean - Clear out any sold out items from your cart
3. Use WootStalker - It significantly increases your chances
GOOD LUCK!

Get it!

Patience. /sigh. That 70% left is a lie! Still hoping though.

edit 10 seconds later: and failure

woohoo got one!

Woot! Got one! Finally! I can’t wait for the disappointment.

This must be the remaining 2,000 of the 2,500 TT said were getting ready for today

:frowning: :frowning:

WHY DID IT LOG ME OUT!!! I hit buy with 100% still left :frowning:

How did i miss this. Ugh, was 87% when I clicked from stalker.

I did get this once. They weren’t lying. Is was a bag of crap. Lol.

CURSE YOU SERVERS!

Welcome To The Vestibule Of Patience

Like all vestibules, this is where you stand as you wait to be invited into the main space. Essentially it’s a waiting room for the Bag Of Crap and additional highly coveted products. You and many others are here because the servers are otherwise occupied. And let’s be honest: at this point, you’re probably not going to get anything. We’re sorry. The truth hurts.

But if you want to wait for that one-in-a-billion chance that things might go your way, we’re not gonna stop you. Because if (and that’s a great big if) you happen to be here when your stuff becomes available, you’ll instantly be moved to checkout and invited to buy said stuff.

Again, though, you shouldn’t bet the farm on it. Or even a small portion of the farm. The odds are overwhelmingly against you right now. You’d have to be Han Solo crossed with Rocky to win at this point. Seriously. You just read three whole paragraphs and the page didn’t even change. That should be telling you something…

It is impossible

Lol I already got one Friday but yet I am drawn to stalk Woot all day >.<

I’m in the vestibule. sigh

ETA: And now the cruelty knows no bounds.

I’ve never tried for so many hours and still gotten thrown in the vestibule every.single.time. :frowning:

got to the cart the last 2 times, but sold out. Once I was too slow, the other I was logged out. I’ll give it another hour. I need a box full of $2 cell phone holders!

What I really want though is a BOC from the wine woot-off. A box of crappy wine? YAY!!

It’s time for BOC shirtvertising again!

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Crappy Day](https://shirt.woot.com/offers/crappy-day)

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College of Crap](https://shirt.woot.com/offers/college-of-crap)

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Because I Don’t](https://shirt.woot.com/offers/because-i-dont)

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You miserable… OMG!!! You made me sign in again! and by the time that was done, it was gone!!! GONE!!! I sat in the vestibule of patience, i waited and waited, and NO~!!!