That’s usually what happens about 6 months before they close according to the dead mall series on YouTube.
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It’s 500000 square feet so who knows what would happen if it closed
Vandals, paintballs, & inches of broken glass on the floors.
YouTube. Its educational.
Rolling acres
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I’ve seen that video. Most of them actually
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I think it’s an Amazon now.
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Probably
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I will admit that I am a friend of @qazxswe, but if anyone asks me, I will vehemently deny it.
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While you all seem perfectly content to ignore this seemly shocking statement, I simply cannot let a causal mention of public pants pooping go unquestioned. (It’s in my nature to investigate, you know).
What is it about FD that brings about the denim defecation, the sweatpant sh!tting, and the corduroy crapping? Is something in the FD the root cause of the pants poopery, or do folks seek out the solitude and squalor of dimly lit and dingy aisles of FD to engage in their bumwetting befoulments? Are these folks deeply disturbed, is it a sex thing, or is trouser turding a “YouTube” sensation?
These are just some of the pungent questions squishing uncomfortably through my mind. 
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Our FD was bright and clean. The first time I don’t think she knew it happened. She was an older lady who was still recovering from being hit by a car. Well, she was odd to start with and had a rough life.
The second was a teen. She was begging her mom to hurry up. Had she asked to use the restroom we’d have let her. Nope. Had to replace the rugs.
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Will be hard to resist the bags of crap if you got one on Sept. 24…but try you must! It will make you ineligible for the Prime Day possible letters.
Actually, I am hoping for letters to be sent as they did last year…
Actually I am HOPING for letters to ever be sent out again after all of Woot’s disappointment regarding the paltry response in July.
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If only they sent me one. I would’ve replied
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I as well.
Maybe they should just send them to the people who have proven themselves worthy? 
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That’s what I thought. Like you have to be a semi active poster and have posted at least one previous crap
Oh, you’re having a special woot event, eh? Can I play?
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Can I send him money and have him play for me too?
I got $9.99 from that lavender vanilla poo-pourri fiasco.
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I got $10 on it as well since it’s my Birthday and all…please don’t send me any candy corn. If theres anything I dislike no HATE its darn candy corn. Anyone, associated with eating such fowl substance should question there state of mind. While eating such horrible aged stale candy.
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