It’s our Birthday this week so gift giving is on our minds.
You ever get a crappy gift? The kind of present where you wonder, “Do you even KNOW me, bruh?” The kind of weird item that misses the mark on all points?
The kind of terrible present that makes the receiver feel obligated to grin and say they love it when in reality it’s already earmarked for the next White Elephant sale.
Well, TO PROTECT YOU FROM THAT we’ve handily pointed out all our merchandise that would make TERRIBLE gifts. So do NOT GIVE THESE AS GIFTS.
We’ve even updated some Features to detail WHY they would make TERRIBLE gifts.
You’re welcome.
One Love/One Woot,
Woot!
Link is here ====> https://sellout.woot.com/plus/woots-worst-birthday-gifts
[Vmod edit: added link]
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This description is awesome @notmatty ! Well done. 
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Can’t wait the Description makes it even better!
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You’re 19, Woot. Perfect time to make some seriously bad life choices.
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Starts 6/14 @ 11am CT (see title).
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Anywhere & everywhere on app or website? ie: Where’s Waldo/Woot
A designated area?
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Likely will link from this post later on today. 11am Central.
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I guess I’m confused because those who posted after bot stated great descriptions and I assumed incorrectly that those 3 GIFs posted to start thread actually were hints…
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@BenTheGrey
Bummer, but here’s something to cheer you up: (maybe…hopefully?)
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Lol, thanks. It’s fine. I planted the eyes when they grew and got little finger potatoes.
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Is that a fair trade, eyes 
for fingers?
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Blah blah blah Birthday blah blah blah cat poop.
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Any present might be better than getting nothing (“might” being the key word here).
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Sweet! I’d take one of those - I’d be the talk of the neighborhood.
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