Woot! turns 15 on Friday, July 12! WHAT?! THIS IS HUGE!
Listen, before we get into this—we say this every time, but sign up for a Woot! account if you don’t already have one. And follow us on Facebook and Twitter for the latest info. And download our app for exclusive offers, and bonus surprises. REALLY.
Stop talking just tell me about the deals and the shenanigans!!! OK OK:
MONDAY, JULY 8 - TUESDAY, JULY 9
The return of Deal-O-Meter
Vote to lower the price on this Estalon Leather 14-Inch Laptop Messenger Bag from $39.99 to $22.99! Vote on Monday, make us lose money on Tuesday! SOLD OUT
WEDNESDAY, JULY 10 - THURSDAY, JULY 11
$1 prices? WTF? Yes, it’s Woot!'s Totally Fun Pricing
We list a product with extremely-limited quantities for $1, then keep raising the price and adding quantities over the next hour or so, until we’re sold out.
Wednesday’s offers:
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11am CT:
Nintendo Wii U Fit Balance Board and MeterSOLD OUT -
12pm CT:
Extra Thick Flexible Plastic Cutting Board MatsSOLD OUT -
1pm CT:
LEGO Jurassic World - Xbox 360 Standard EditionSOLD OUT -
2pm CT:
AmazonBasics 3-Button USB Wired Computer MouseSOLD OUT
Thursday’s offers:
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11am CT:
KRUPS Electric Spice and Coffee GrinderSOLD OUT -
12pm CT:
Belkin 6-Outlet Power StripSOLD OUT -
1pm CT:
Fallout 4 PipBoy Edition Xbox OneNOT SOLD OUT BUT GONE FOR NOW -
2pm CT:
HP 951 Ink CartridgesSOLD OUT
That’s a lot of cheap crap. Speaking of crap…
FRIDAY, JULY 12. WOOT!'S 15th BIRTHDAY. HOLY CRAP.
FIFTEEN THOUSAND BAGS OF CRAP
We’ve been waiting a long time to do this. FIFTEEN FRICKIN’ THOUSAND BOCS starting on Friday, and running into next week. During the Woot-Off (see below), on the app, on social, during Woot Locker (see further below). We’re gonna break the site. But it’s worth it.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE 31-DAY BLACKOUT HAS BEEN REDUCED TO 5 DAYS. SO IF YOU GOT A BOC LAST MONTH YOU CAN GET ONE DURING BIRTHDAY. AHWOOOOOOT!!
150 Special LIMITED-EDITION BIRTHDAY Bags of Crap
Each hour during the Woot-Off, we’ll release a small batch of specially-priced (yes, more expensive), Birthday Bags of Crap. They are packed with extra crap, and include a special certificate you can tell your grandchildren about. YES, THESE ARE ALL SOLD OUT
It’s a Birthday Woot-Off!
Starts at 7am CT and runs until 10pm CT, with $6 shipping all day for non-Prime members if you use the code BIRTHDAY at checkout. Word has it there will be a special Woot-Off exclusive Birthday Swag Pack, with monkeys and other things that we haven’t had in a while…
It’s a Birthday Woot! Locker
Starts at 7am CT and runs until 10pm CT, just like the Woot-Off. That’s right, a 15-HOUR TWITCH STREAM WITH A NEW WOOT! LOCKER EVERY HOUR. AND A CAKE. AND SPECIAL GUESTS. THIS IS GOING TO BE WEIRD. YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO WATCH.
FRIDAY, JULY 12 - SUNDAY, JULY 14
We’re launching a brand-new Digital Crap Birthday game!
What’s Digital Crap? Well, that little hyperlink there will give you the background on Digital Crap, but the long and short of it is: If you’re having a hard time getting a Bag of Crap during the Woot-Off or during Woot! Locker, this could be your savior…
George Takei Is Back
You may remember him for stuff like Star Trek and his recent Broadway show, but he’s probably best known for turning himself into a cat for our 10th Birthday back in 2014. This time he’s sprinting into the forums at on Friday, July 12 at 2pm CT for a 15-minute LIGHTNING ROUND OF RIDDLES. Each time a riddle is answered (by anyone!) we’ll unlock a bunch of Bags of Crap. It’s an amazing double-take of internet synergy! Plus he said yes when we asked him.
BIRTHDAY IS ALMOST HERE! HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS! Make sure you’re signed up for Woot!'s Daily Digest and newsletter emails, and you’re following us on Facebook and Twitter, AND you have the Woot! App, ANDDDD you have a 6-month supply of pork rinds. JUST IN CASE.
UPDATE 7/15/19: WHAT HAPPENED WE BLACKED OUT FOR A WHILE
What a cool celebration! 
Maybe I’m lucky?