@davejlives Bag of pickle juice.
For the next round of Dave’s Desk Crap?
I don’t think we can wait that long though.
Gosh, I hope not!
okay, let’s unpack this a bit as it were. This clearly shows a bottle yet is very clearly labeled a bag (including in the description). So most definitely a big bag of urine colored pickle scented juice, like ew! Next, what in the world is anyone doing with all this juice and no pickles? Finally, if a leaky bag of this shows up along with some battery laden somethings in my next BOC it will truly be the worst BOC know to have ever existed in the history of EVER! Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
And I’ve just added another euphemism to my repertoire!
That is going to be my new go-to insult…
“shut up! You bag of pickle juice!”
I was surprised last season at football practice to see a mom with a jar of pickle juice on the sideline at the local middle school game, but it makes perfect sense to help stave off dehydration on a super hot day.
Kind of like eating pickles at Renaissance Festivals, minus the pickle? 
I can come up with a list of ideas.
I was going to say… where are the runners, especially ultra runners of Woot? 
because yep, anyone who exercises in the heat probably knows about the special powers of pickles and pickle juice.
Normally I’m not a fan of room temperature pickles or just pickle juice but… when you are running high mileage… you will definitely say yes to both
Although… I’m not sure I would buy a bag or jug of this… it does feel weird.
I’ll bring out the slushy machine.
Yay!
I was thinking ninja creami. Maybe with chopped olives?
Right? We eat pickles anyway, so we started to save the juice for him.
With a side of Aunt Myrna’s cheese salad.
All you need is a straw, and you are good to go!
WAY too salty and weird for me! Have at it Pickle People.