I felt like pulling out the PeeWee dance when the boss told me to work from home…
Giggled like a school girl asked to prom when they offered extra vacation for a full week’s work.
Felt like royalty as I mastered the art of negotiation laying in bed wearing only underwear…
I tell ya dangit! It was the ultimate dream come reality! The career we all wish for! Aladin was gone and the lamp mine for the rubbing!
…well, it was…
Until I realized today I lost a bidding war for toilette paper on eBay!
...with myself...