Anyone hiring a Chief Technology Officer?

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yeah what is going on? Maybe you need a stapler to hold things together?

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Last word I heard was “oops”.

I don’t think that was a good oops.
Is there a good oops?

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Who took the shirt off?

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That would explain why all the events suddenly ended…

Though I am kinda thrilled to see more tech on Woot.

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Since you’re not able to order, I will save the day and sell my fidget pen to the highest bidder. (Not really, I love that pen)

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I’ll take a BOC with tech in it. Like expensive tech. Will pay.

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I’m probably going to need to be the one to sell my stuff. My team broke the site.

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Quick, do a wootoff to salvage customer goodwill!

:stuck_out_tongue:

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Pretty sure you still need a database for that.

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Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshaw

Just make it an excel csv sheet. I’m sure we can be trusted with entering our own orders :slight_smile:

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My thoughts are with you in this difficult time.

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You have my prayers

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I’m crossing my fingers.

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Will he answer to “hey new guy”?

Does he know how to change out the hamster when the network goes down?

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Hey I’m still here, and looking for my next gig for when they “fix the glitch” on my payroll here.

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Better hurry up, the company is losing valuable money the longer you’re down.

Gonna have to do two wootoffs to make up for this.

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If you’d have done this on Monday we would have laughed it off and thought you’d planned it.

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FYI - looks like you might have to go back to this. At least it opens lol!!

https://old.woot.com

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I knew all my hard work would pay off.

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