Here’s my review:
Feel free to ask the most intimate questions about it.
How many gallons of kerosene do I need for it to spray a 20ft wall of flames?
Asking for a friend.
That sounds like a question that @Williamdavi should be able to help you with. I hear he likes to burn things.
And he has a bidet… good idea!
I wonder if he’s tried the Vortex feature? I’m not gonna lie, I’ve had mine for over a year and I’m too scared to do it.
Gosh, maybe that’s why he hasn’t been around as much. His bathroom might not have wi-fi.
That’s a great idea. Someone should tell Bezos to put Alexa in bidets for Will.
“Alexa, does the paper butt gasket go on the seat first or do I hold it against my butt then sit down?”
Alexa might quit.
I’m pretty sure I saw this somewhere on these forums but it’s worth posting again for others to learn proper placement of the useless paper seat cover.
