That’s right! We’ve filmed a new Monkey Chat, but we thought it might be more fun to see what kind of jokes you come up with!
Watch the video, come up with your best chat for Mortimer and Monte, and put it in the comments! We’ll select the funniest one later in the week.
Are you funnier than our writers? HAHA, trick question! Most of our community is funnier than us!
Deadline: Thursday, 10/1/2020 @ noon CT
Morte: Does a full flash drive weigh more than an empty one?
Monty: (grimacing) no, that’s not really how that wor…
Morte: (interrupting) What do you mean? I always put on weight after I get a few bytes.
Monty: (walks away)
Throwing my hat in the ring, here’s my version for the first conversation.
Morte: It was YOU! You’re the imposter!
Monty: What…
Morte: It was Orange! You’re Orange! No wait, you’re Cyan, hahaha, whatever.
Monty: (shaking head, thinking) 4 more hours left …
for the uncultured: Among Us - Wikipedia
Morte ADMIT! YOU STOLE MY PUDDING CUP OUT OF THE FRIDGE!!!
Monty Huh? Wha?
Morte Oh wait, there it is. Heh, on my desk the entire time.
Morte Never mind.
Monte … sigh
Morte: “How could you!? You know that’s my ONLY, clever, go-to line?!?!”
Monty: “I don’t know what you’re talking about and why you would ever want to impress HER anyway.”
Morte: “Because she’s totally awesome, don’t do that again!”
Monty: “ok”. Whatever.
Morte: “ok.”
[They immediately both witness HER posting & acting like someone NO monkey would ever want to know…]
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Morte: "Uhhhh, let’s go play our online game.
Morte: “Yep.”
Morte: Why do you stare at your fingers when you type…
Monty: Huh?
Morte: …but you don’t look at me when we talk?
Monty: (arms outstretched) Because I can’t reach you.
Morte: This is not how I imagined. Please select another typeface.
Monty: (under his breath) Bold move.