Digital Crap on the App

…or is there a more to the death-by-plank game that comes after surviving 20 points?

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I think it’s for your desktop.
https://games.woot.com/

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You can easily play on your phone too, just swipe the direction you want the tiles to go.

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SO MANY MONKEYS

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I GOT SO MANY MONKEYS MY PHONE WOULDN’T LET ME CLICK ON MY GIFTS! I was sad.

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aww

SO MANY MONKEYS

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Yes!! First time winning a Boc on the App game!! Looking forward to impending disappointment!!

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Throw a SPOOKY35 code on that and you’ve got a $5.20 shirt that not even my wife can complain about. (Ok she will complain but then I will promise to donate 5 old tee shirts and it will all be ok)

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Thanks for posting this. I managed to survive the animals long enough to score the shirt.

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Finally something I want to buy.

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I already have this shirt. Bummer, I would buy it otherwise. Maybe there will be a different ghostie shirt tomorrow? hint, hint?

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I remember back in the old days I had to walk 7 miles to school and score 200 on the animal game.

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Was that Old Woot?

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Public service announcement… It is NOT a bag of crap, nor is it a bag filled with things to make you crap.

It is
CRanberry
APple
granOLA

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Ok so Mrs. Wootson definitely complained:

“Another Teeshirt?! And what is a ghost train? Is that some sort of sex thing…like an elephant train? I’ve seen Goat!”

So @ThunderThighs and @davejlives …I’ve got an idea for you. In the Cart you could offer a “Significant Other Mollifier” with each order. The Wooter will have the option to select an add on item, to be shipped with the order, designed to lessen the anger which would otherwise be directed at said Wooter upon receipt. This small item would be priced to scale with the order (I’m thinking 10% of the order total) and would not materially affect the shipping size or weight. The list of S.O.M. items can change monthly and even include seasonal items. For example, Mrs. Wootson would be less offended if Haunted Ride came with a $1.00 pumpkin spice chapstick. It’s a win-win. You sell more crap which goes into a package you are already sending, and less Wooters get exasperated looks when packages arrive!

Fellow Wooters, what say you? What are S.O.M. (pun intended) items you would you like to see?

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Thank you!

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Use the app, all deals, sort by lowest price first, pick something from the bottom 10, done.

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You should get one for yourself

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That’s like 3 extra steps. (In the style of @Williamdavi) “I WANT AN EASY BUTTON!”

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