Giveaway! Enter to Win! Ends Monday 6/15/2020 [ENDED]

“Woot! I’d like to cook up a big BOC”

Woot! I’d like to cook up your liver with a nice bottle of wine…

Woot! I’d like to cook up in virtual reality and smell what the woot is cooking.

Woot! I’d like to cook up steaks.

Woot! I’d like to cook up a bag O’ Crap full of burgers and Hot Dogs

Woot! I’d like to cook up something delicious from a big bag of crap, maybe beef and broccoli[quote=“ThunderThighs, post:1, topic:592632, full:true”]
Hello Wooters! It’s time for another giveaway for a Bag o’ Crap!! :w_boc:


There will be FIVE (5) winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) Bag o’ Crap - This is not subject to the 31-day purchase limit


To Enter

  • Post in this thread saying “Woot! I’d like to cook up _______” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.

  • Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.

  • You MUST post right here in THIS thread. Posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries.

  • ONE entry per person. Users with multiple entries will be not be chosen.

  • You must enter before Monday, June 15, 2020 @ 4pm CT.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Look for this button on the right side and click it. BOOM!

Winner Selection and Notification

I will randomly pick a winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc).

I will notify the winner(s) on Monday via Private Message here on the forums and ask CS to email you. (If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner.) You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .


“Woot”, I like to cook up some fun with a big bag of crap !!

“Woot! I’d like to cook up a mahoooosive bag of crap!”

Woot! I’d like to cook up a giant mix of all the crap you are going to give me in the bag of disappointment.

Woot! I’d like to cook up some delicious vaccine.

I’d love to win a bag of crap! But I won’t. Woot! I’d love to cook up some steak!

Woot! I’d like to cook up some crazy ideas for more bag o crap opportunities! I miss seeing them every weekend, even if they play hard to get.

Woot! I’d like to cook up an end to this insanity.


Woot! I’d like to
Cook Up a
Whole lotta

“Woot! I’d like to cook up _______” (fill in the blank). Oh, not literally…then “Woot! I’d like to cook up a can of dollar store baked beans which will probably be included in my BOC!!” :crazy_face:

Woot! I’d like to cook up what the rock is cooking.

Dampish wintertime
A demy, huge net waddles
in spite of the friend

I have been trying to get a BOC for 17 years.

Woot! I’d like to cook up the year 2020 with that five pack of Lechosa Hot Sauce that you have on sale.

A world where politicians were intelligent and honest. Cops, too.

“Woot! I’d like to cook up anything and everything”