Green Grotto 13: Please wipe your feet, this our home. (Also, stay off the grass!)

The Legend of the Green Grotto of the Santa Sedition

The First Green Thread from 11/24/2014: The Grotto Of The Santa Sedition

No1 found a working link to the FIRST GREEN THREAD!
https://web.archive.org/web/20151024215431/http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6052629&pageindex=1

The Second Green Thread from 07/12/2015: The Green Grotto part deux: They’re baaaack

The Third Geeen thread, 11/30/2016: RETURN of the GREEN GROTTO part III

The Fourth Green Grotto thread, started 10/17/2018 - green grotto, part IV

The Fifth Green Grotto thread, started 2/20/2019 - Green Grotto V: now 5x more pretentious!

The Sixth Green Grotto thread, started 9/5/2019 - Green Grotto VI: Upping Ridiculousness by 6 Levels!

The Seventh Green Grotto thread, started 4/1/2020 - GREEN GROTTO 007 - Secretly Social Distancing since 2014 >> OFFICIAL <<

The Eighth Green Grotto thread, started 6/9/2020 - GREEN GROTTO 008 - Release the Kraken>> OFFICIAL <<

The Ninth Green Grotto thread, started Nov 5, 2020 - Green Grotto 9: New Packaging!! Same Great Taste!!

The Tenth thread: Green Grotto: 10 easy payments of “who gives a crap?”

The Eleventh thread: Green Grotto 11: How did we get here?

Thread, the Twelfth: Green Grotto 12: Better smelling than a dumpster fire

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Monty Python GIF by Fanmio

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what happened to 13? lol

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4th

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I think he was scared of it.

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Hello!

Baby Goat GIF by MOODMAN

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Hey someone changed the drapes! Very nice!

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Woohoo the grotto lives.

What is Triscaidekaphobia anyway?

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I had to Google “triskaidekaphobia”.

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Fear of the #13

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13 is a lucky number for me

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@mbspell

The turtles were mailed to BunBun, with the note saying that I still want to eat them (BunBun).

Taken out of context, the note could be weird.

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Me too!

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I assumed it needed to be taken weird…

upload GIF

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@mydearWootson

A VMod could probably edit the other links in.

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Nah.

I would’ve made it weirder.

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It’s all weird in the GG.

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Story behind the two turtles:

They were originally $17, but they were on sale for $5.14 or so.

Thanks to a credit of $5 off $10, buying two put the order put the order at a little under $11, and with the $5 coming into play, the second turtle only cost $0.40 or so.

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Cnbc Prime Cry GIF by Deal Or No Deal

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