Have you tried the new Chocolate Lovers Twinkies
It can’t be any worse than the original.
Um. That sounds delicious…
Sadly I haven’t had a Twinkie in years. Hostess-wise I had their cream cheese Danish which was awesome.
Haven’t eaten a Twinkie this millennium.
I try it right after I partake in some George Dickel Tabasco. Since I will never partake in that horrendous intersection of hot sauce and whiskey, I will just rely on someone else reporting on tasting notes of “Chocolate Lovers” Twinkies. I would rather drink straight Tabasco than Tabasco whiskey or Twinkies, and it says a lot if I drink Tabasco as I find it more vinegar than hot sauce.
@steckrca I had a counter for the Letterman segments. It acknowledged that 1) some breeds of dogs are filmed in stupidity cause, well, they are that, and 2) some dogs get filmed trying to get out of the camera lens and end up looking stupid, which is why I look stupid in so many photos. So, more is going on in the ratio of Stupid Pet Tricks being weighted towards dogs, and I argue that “more going on” strikes your evidence from the Dog v. Cat debate. Then, I closed with a military dog receiving a medal for bravery and asked for a similar cat video. People disrupting our debate with low bar stuff… Until next time @steckrca and @RebelTaz
Nope. Twinkies are like styrofoam chunks injected with bad icing. I don’t think they ever expire or get moldy. They are right up there with Peeps marshmallows.
HomeDepot Employee: Can I he… [starts backing out]
Death: Oh good… I need 8 guage sickle for this next visit with the Ancient Twinkle Eater. Where are you going?
HomeDepot Employee: Emergency lumber check.
Death: All your lumber is all smiles cause it is warped.
Get back here…
Yuck. He ate rock hard 20 year old Twinkie.