Hello It's Crap

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Hello It’s Crap
Price: $5
Shipping Options:: $5 Standard
Shipping Estimates: Ships in 1-2 business days (Thursday, Jan 22 to Friday, Jan 23) + transit
Condition: Really Crappy

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Previous Similar Sales (May not be exact model)
1/20/2015 - $5.00 (Woot-off)

It’s raining Crap!

In for 1

Goddammit

Unpossible.

It really is cr**ap; you didn’t miss anything. It wasn’t worth the $1 when it was $1, and now it’s $5.

Fourth one in a row I’ve gotten to click the big golden button but have been denied.

Yeah!

How many times does a man have to try lol. My hands hurt from trying

dddddddddddditto. man that was fast.

Finally, finally, finally. Had 4 previous BOCs sell out in my cart and luckily got in on this one as the last Wooter in.

Someone got one who just joined today. Really?

Ditto.

Well, kinda.
It actually WAS worth it back when it was $1, because back then you actually had the chance to get really expensive stuff in your crap, like TVs, and computers, and stuff. But now that it’s $5 you just get a bunch of stuff no one will ever use and to the best of my knowledge no one reports getting any REALLY expensive stuff anymore (and no, a iPhone 5 case does not count).

My last few crap bags have had stuff I had to basically throw away: a box of chalk and strings to draw a homemade basketball court on the driveway I don’t have, a camera case for an actual, non-iphone camera (that nobody has anymore), a football jersey for teams I didn’t even know were IN the NFL, a broken teapot, a broken ceramic christmas decorative knickknack, some stickers, baby clothes for a baby I’ll never have, exercise bands… you get the idea.

Probably not. I smell a duplicate ID…

I got my BoC today, which included one each of:

[list]
[]Woot Bag with F5 Frenzy sticker
[
]Hershey’s Kisses candle
[]Heart Headband
[
]25ct Zippered Sandwich Bags, Bee and Ladybug design
[]Yellow Can Cozy
[
]Purple Hot Wheels Car99 (which my 2-year-old has named “Purple Lightning”)
[]“The Dipr” Oreo cookie dipper
[
]National Pen Co. ruler/magnifier/post-it flag holder
[*]“Because We Care” Charlottesville Allergy Post-It Note book
[/list]

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