I am a DOD employee who oversees contractors for a Navy contract. I bought a Dremel Laser Measuring tool from WOOT and showed my boss that I spent a few bucks on a perfectly good too without spending a fortune. He asked how and I told him about WOOT. He immediately bought stuff, including a smart door lock for his shop. Then he went around the company an became an expert evangelist for WOOT to anyone who would listen. Now, I have have coworkers telling me about how great WOOT is and how they are an Amazon Outlet store even though I’ve been a WOOTer way back since the first days, since way before the Mothership took over the Monkeys!
. Now, all I hear is WOOT deal this and WOOT deal that, did you see Woot this morning? Wanna know what I got from WOOT today? your should get this WOOT before they sell out…blah blah blah…
Thanks WOOT, Happy New Year, ya filthy monkeys!
With all the love my wallet can afford,
~S~
Whidbey Island, Washington
Head to woot-proper’s account page for yourself.
Print off your avatar with your join date.
Frame it and just tap the wall frame when people question your dedication to the wootiverse.
Now you have to get yourself a Woot Screaming Monkey to sit on your desk just to see the reactions. You’ll have to keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn’t disappear. Or better yet get a few & you all can launch them throughout the office & have monkey wars.
Oooooooooooh, word-of-mouth advertising. The best kind in the business!
Not blah, blah, blah. It’s YAY, YAY, YAY!!
We love it! Sorry we’ve cursed you to be forever annoyed though 
Appreciate you spreading the word!
Pro tip life hack: memorize the shirt.woot catalog.
Every time a coworker makes a statement, mention how there’s a woot shirt for that.
…
Profit.
What a fantastic story…!!! We luv woot! I share as often as i can 2 everyone also! Its fun! And i m a relative ‘newbie’ compared 2 yall who have been around 4 10+ yrs or more 