IN THE GARDEN OF DORKY DELIGHTS: THE LAND OF THE MISFITS III

#1

You guys are insane.

Can’t a girl bleach her bathroom in peace? :wink:

*Referring to D’Names phone call :slight_smile:

#2

I WAS SOOO CLOSE TO LAST POST!!!
o well, SECOND POST!!!

#3

Poof, you fink, for closing my thread.

I will never get “last post.”

#4

Oh, by the way, welcome to the Garden of Dorky Delights…

This is a FIRE-FREE zone.

#5

Darn!
puts matches away

#6

How about candles?
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/6007/smallfloatingflowercandle7dw.jpg

#7

Do you want to know how she does it?
She quotes you, and then posts after it is locked.

#8

Candles work.

#9

FIRST PAGE!!!

#10

How the heck did poof do that? Again! She has a woot angel. Every bag of crap, every last post. Damn!

#11

I do not.

#12

Ssssssniff! Nice new dorky smell. Mmmmmm.

#13

Not every bag of crap. I’ve had four. There’s been a lot more than that.

#14

Sorry about that.

I do like the new name. You done good.

#15

How about fuel-air cave busting bombs?
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/8797/moabbomb2md.jpg

#16

Okay, any surface in my bathroom is good enough to eat off, if you don’t mind the bleach smell.

#17

*Points to Neo’s candles…it hides the other people’s BO (*pointing away from self)

#18

It was a last minute name change. Neo had the name up until the new thread was started. The name was going to be “THE LAND OF THE MISFITS III: IN THE DORK GARDEN.”

Then I remembered a BOSCH painting [link]http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/bosch/delight/delightc.jpg[/link] which reminded me of the atmosphere that sometimes exists around here…or at least in my mind. The name of the Bosch painting is “The Garden of Earthly Delights.”

#19

Ummm…it is phallic…so sure.

#20

Dorky smells:
Ozone from stressing your power supply during an online gaming session…
Plastic as you unwrap that new PC from the layers of packaging…

Bonus dork occupational aggravation: People thinking you’ve got dandruff, but it’s just stray pieces of component packing styrofoam that get a static charge and stick to you…