IN THE GARDEN OF DORKY DELIGHTS: THE LAND OF THE MISFITS III

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You guys are insane.

Can’t a girl bleach her bathroom in peace? :wink:

*Referring to D’Names phone call :slight_smile:

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I WAS SOOO CLOSE TO LAST POST!!!
o well, SECOND POST!!!

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Poof, you fink, for closing my thread.

I will never get “last post.”

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Oh, by the way, welcome to the Garden of Dorky Delights…

This is a FIRE-FREE zone.

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Darn!
puts matches away

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How about candles?
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/6007/smallfloatingflowercandle7dw.jpg

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Do you want to know how she does it?
She quotes you, and then posts after it is locked.

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Candles work.

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FIRST PAGE!!!

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How the heck did poof do that? Again! She has a woot angel. Every bag of crap, every last post. Damn!

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I do not.

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Ssssssniff! Nice new dorky smell. Mmmmmm.

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Not every bag of crap. I’ve had four. There’s been a lot more than that.

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Sorry about that.

I do like the new name. You done good.

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How about fuel-air cave busting bombs?
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/8797/moabbomb2md.jpg

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Okay, any surface in my bathroom is good enough to eat off, if you don’t mind the bleach smell.

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*Points to Neo’s candles…it hides the other people’s BO (*pointing away from self)

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It was a last minute name change. Neo had the name up until the new thread was started. The name was going to be “THE LAND OF THE MISFITS III: IN THE DORK GARDEN.”

Then I remembered a BOSCH painting [link]http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/bosch/delight/delightc.jpg[/link] which reminded me of the atmosphere that sometimes exists around here…or at least in my mind. The name of the Bosch painting is “The Garden of Earthly Delights.”

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Ummm…it is phallic…so sure.

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Dorky smells:
Ozone from stressing your power supply during an online gaming session…
Plastic as you unwrap that new PC from the layers of packaging…

Bonus dork occupational aggravation: People thinking you’ve got dandruff, but it’s just stray pieces of component packing styrofoam that get a static charge and stick to you…

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