Thank goodness the ingredient list was included 
“Raised in California” huh?
Nishiki’s a good brand, but a buck a pound?
It’s a BOR!!! 
Awww.
Sold out.
Clever…also Californi?? There’s rice fields aplenty in Arkansas
There’s a lot of rice up here in NorCal 
Commencing rice drop status…disconnect!
Uh oh, are the servers down again? Might try putting them in a bag of rice 
I feel the manufacture has targeted the wrong type of crowd here with that stereotyping. Possibly implementing something else. Just sayin
Why would you think I need rice?
To distract your SO from the confetti.
Why are you trying to distract MSO with rice while throwing confetti?
Actually, it’s for you to throw and use as a distraction, while you clean up all the glitter from the glitterbomb.
I’m thoughtful that way.
How about I pass on all of those things? Besides, I already have a bag of rice that we got from Costco last time we went.
Whoops. I forgot that I was talking about confetti.
How about this:
Rice, confetti, a glitterbomb, and a compounded combo of stinkbombs & smokebombs?
I need none of those things.