What is it?
It’s an Outrageous Mystery Goody. We take something, make it cheap but don’t really tell you what it is. Why? We have our reasons. But they are good ones.
When and where do I find it?
On March 31, 2023 we’ll release SIX Outrageous Mystery Goodies (OMGs) at random times on THIS PAGE between 1pm and 3pm CT.
How do I know what they are?
READ THE FEATURES AND SPECS on each offer page to get clues as to what they might be, and if you’re feeling adventurous, hit that buy button!
The fine print:
- Items are NOT eligible for returns (defect exceptions apply).
- There is just ONE of these items in the box.
- There will be only that one item in the box and nothing more.
- We will sell a different item in each of the sales.
- Everyone gets the same item from that particular sale.
Things to know:
Canceled means we ran out after we processed your payment. We have to cancel to refund the order.
Denied means that we ran out before we could process your order. We deny the order to reverse the process.
What if I figure out the deal BEFORE it’s live?
Way to hack our crappy URLs! Just be advised that if you try to order them before they’re released, we’ll cancel the order and block that account for the rest of the day. And please don’t post them here early – we won’t be able to run this event again if it keeps happening.
Good luck and happy sleuthing!
Wouldn’t a OMG deal permanent ban be more appropriate?
Or just making sure every BOC they ever order again only had broken ear buds and dental floss?
Public shaming and ridicule?
Odds that the server will hold up:
- Fed the hamster, it’ll be fine.
- Hamster fail, so not a chance!
- Who cares? I can haz box of cats?
“Just be advised that if you try to order them before they’re released, we’ll cancel the order and block that account for the rest of the day. And please don’t post them here early – we won’t be able to run this event again if it keeps happening.”
Someone already revealed all 6 deals a few minutes ago and that post is gone now. I’m only interested in that most expensive one
I didn’t know they made six different styles of hammocks.
I’m so excited… another chance for me to feel lost and stupid
Spoiler: it’s all those dangerously miswired Ademco power towers
I will forget before 1 gets here
Zzzzz… Is it time? Zzzzz…