WHAT IS THIS? This is where I ask people to post things, and then I send random post numbers something from my desk drawer. Each 1,000 post milestone by 11:59pm CT Sunday 4/4/21 opens up another random winner. Here’s how it went down last time.
Live shot of my desk:
What will you get? Could be a box of tissues. Could be a binder clip. Could be a space helmet. Could be a Eufy robot vacuum. Could be a random piece of ancient Woot! paraphernalia.
Also, I don’t care how many times you post, or what you post. But maybe tell some friends to post, so we get new people too?
I’ll list the “winners” by mid-day on 4/5/21. Happy shitposting!
UPDATE 4/5/21 at 11:00am CT: Because you freaks posted over 28,000 times, there are 28 (!) “winners,” listed by post number. HERE THEY ARE:
7477 @Williamdavi (ugh)
IF YOU ARE MENTIONED ABOVE, PLEASE DM ME YOUR CURRENT ADDRESS SO I CAN SEND YOU SOMETHING. These were picked using the random function on Excel. Wow, what are the odds that no one was picked twice, and @WootyBot wasn’t picked!? Truly amazing.
So, I’ll be in the office later this week going through my desk to find random things to send. Things will probably go out in the mail within a week, and they will ship cheap and SLOOOOW. Remember, there is absolutely no guarantee you’re gonna get anything good, so gird your loins and shut your mouth.
Oh, and once you get something, maybe come back to the end of thread #2 to post your garbage? That would be nice.
THANKS FOR POSTING YOU GLORIOUS WEIRDOS!