Post Mongering: 5/27-5/29 (Part 2)

Continuing the discussion from Post Mongering: 5/27-5/29 (Part 1) - #20006 by SnappyShopper.

Previous discussions:

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LORRAINE
We all make mistakes in life, children.

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DAVE

checks watch

Damn, I’m late.

Oh wow

He wipes his mouth and hurries off.

Maybe this one won’t be so glitchy.

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LORRAINE

Please watch your language, David.

LINDA

to Marty

Jennifer Parker called…wants you to call her back.

LORRAINE

I don’t like her, Marty. Any girl who calls up a boy is looking for trouble. Pass the mashed potatoes, please.

You do realize it’s still Woot, right?

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New! Really out now. Later

Marty passes them and Lorraine takes a big helping.

Woooot @WootyBot quote

:left_speech_bubble: I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts. — John Locke

At least until we hit 19000.

LINDA
Oh, Mother, there’s nothing wrong with calling a boy.

LORRAINE

Well, I think it’s terrible, girls chasing boys. I never chased a boy when I was your age. I never called a boy, or asked a boy on a date, or sat in a parked car with a boy. Because when you behave like that, boys won’t respect you, Linda. They’ll think you’re cheap.

Linda rolls her eyes. She’s heard this a million times.

LINDA
Then how are you ever supposed to meet anybody?

tired night GIF

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