WHAT IS THIS? This is where I ask people to post things, and then I send random post numbers something from my desk drawer. Each 1,000 post milestone reached before Friday, 8/13/21 at 5:00pm CT opens up another random wiener. Here’s how it went down last time.
Live shot of my desk:
What will you get? Could be a plastic spork. Could be a box of push pins. Could be a broken alarm clock. Could be beans. Could be a random piece of ancient Woot! paraphernalia. Remember, there is absolutely no guarantee you’re gonna get anything good, so gird your loins and shut your mouth.
Also, I don’t care how many times you post, or what you post. But don’t write a macro cuz that’s not cool. And tell some friends to post, so we get NEW people too. I’ll list the wieners by
7pm CT on 8/13/21 11:42pm CT on 8/13/21. Happy shitposting!
HERE WE GO: 34 “official” wieners, so I rounded up to 35. And then I messed up and still picked two people twice, so I added two replacements. HERE THEY ARE:
23159 georoxstar 23854 @bankernosaj
25864 Mster111 25331 @kinglowrider
IF YOU ARE MENTIONED ABOVE, PLEASE DM ME YOUR CURRENT ADDRESS SO I CAN SEND YOU SOMETHING. I don’t care if you’ve DM’ed me before, I have no memory. As always, these were picked using the random function on Excel. And actually, lotsa new names on here vs. the past 3 (4?) times we’ve done this? Hooray!
Things will probably go out in the mail within a week, and they will ship SLOW. Once you get something, come back to the end of thread #2 to post your garbage! Or we will all shame you.
Honestly, these really WILL be not as good as previous rounds. I mean it. They will be bad and you will be sad. But hey, I’m drinking rum so I don’t care! THANKS FOR PLAYING YOU NUTCASES.