Finally, do you have any open box ones available?
Aren’t these usually blurred?
This but less judgy lol
Strike a pose! How impressive.
I’m here for the comments
Got a late Jayne Mansfield sorta look to it
More bangs for the buck with this 2 holed one, instead of this one! Automatic Handsfree Male Adult Toy
This one could be used twice before I throw it out!
Just read the reviews while you’re waiting!
Holy Strokes Superman.
Lazy?
I’m not even gonna let the thought of the process of cleaning the holes out to go through my brain. So sure, we’ll just go with lazy!
I mean, if a bit of soap and water is too much of an issue for you, you can also just use a condom?
JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS! “Here you go grandpa/ma, I thought of you when I saw this 
.”
Also, if someone gives this as a white elephant gift please record and post it here! I am sure the reaction will be… special.
I guess I can just throw it on the driveway when I pressure wash the car.
Nah, doing something like that will break it. You’ll have to clean in manually.
It’s fairly obvious you want to buy this. I say just go for it, man. You can always use gloves when cleaning it if it’s such a big deal. I mean they’ve included a box in pretty much every BoC for the past three years, might as well find a good use for them.
What would your neighbors think?
That I’m even more F&^%#d up then they already think!