My Blatant Organizational Coercion just arrived!
Crappy Tote bag 
Patriotic Auto Flags 
Bam Time bamboo toilet paper (Save that for when guests are over) 
“Live, Laugh, Love” Notepad
Children’s size small fleece pants (reminds me of Zubas?)
VOIP Cordless phone (“What’s a landline?”) 
Rechargeable hand warmers (My spouse will love these) 
Heated Cervical traction device
Noise-cancelling headphones
Vision Well Smart Camera (Neato!)
One cup of “Disappointment, tears, regret, sadness and misery” 
Overall, happy with my crap! Other than that I already got the Disappointment Cup. At least I didn’t get an alternator this time 