Todays email promised my horoscope, then had none. Ripoff.

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I was excited because I was born with the sun in Ophiuchus, and it’s hard to find a horoscope.

But there isn’t any horoscope at all!

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It was at the bottom. I highlighted it. It’s the same for everyone.

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we’re working on customized, personalized horoscopes for all of our emails. should be ready in 2037 so please just be patient

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It was there. It was written in invisible fonts.

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And yet you can’t product a search engine which provides stuff other than B0Cs.

Not everybody wants a B0C!

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If such people do exist they are WRONG.

And, yes, that is my final answer.

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Thanks.

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You’re welcome.

(Wrong.)

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I’d rather be wrong and happy, than have a B0C and have to deal with removing the junk from my property.

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Uh huh. I think you actually like sending junk out to people. Also, what’s “happy”? I think I’ve heard of it but I’m not sure.

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It’s cheaper to not send junk out.

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But then you wouldn’t be able to harass people in quite the same way.

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I don’t harass people when it comes to sending out my junk.

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Put that on a shirt

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I have absolutely nothing to say to that.

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What colour t-shirt?

Green?

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Cream

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nothing like a cream shirt haha

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I tried telling HR that.

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