Which of these should be illegal but isn’t?

[wootbot]

Which of these should be illegal but isn’t?

[Wooter726003802]

I’d say wet jeans… Who wears wet stuff???

[ExplicitDank]

[wootuserjared]

Wet socks… call 911

[0ops1wooted]

[RebelTaz]

I don’t even know what two of those things are…

What’s wrong with a fourth Garfield movie? I mean, other than hollyweird is sure to eff it up

and I got no problem with improvisational jazz…

[Aldipants50ish]

Skinny jeans should have also made the list.

[Wooter533386701]

Mankinis, dry or wet.

[ricknacino]

There’s three?!?

[WooterAmax]

Are you indicating that the first three were legal?

[bludonda0]

They make ADULT Heelies?

Isn’t that a contradiction of terms?

[Larry1977]

Break your neck

[intrepid01]

@RebelTaz

I don’t even know what two of those things are…

Rejoice and be glad… but I had to look f-pulse:

[Wooter900042612]

I believe that’s Chicago.
The weather could change there in about 15 mins.

[Wooter900042612]

Hoping that’s not a thing.

[salanth]

Wet Pants Denim

[Wooter900042612]

I vote to revolt the normalization of wet pants in public.
(Do whatever you want in your own abode.)

[MrFast9232]

I’m not sure what it means to improvise jazz, but it just sounds wrong.

[RebelTaz]

Ok… it’s official. The world if fckd.

We desperately need

[mrbarister]

Income tax.