Woot! Crappy Birthdays: May 2022

That’s right! We’re picking one “lucky” Wooter this month and coming to their house to give them the crappiest birthday ever!

Eligiblity:

  • You have to have a Birthday in the month of May.

  • You have to live in Dallas County, TX.

  • You have to be available on Thursday, May 26, 2022.

  • You have to allow us to take videos and pictures at your house.

The Prizes:

  • A Bag o’ Crap (a $10 value!)

  • A Woot! coupon (a $10 value!)

  • Lunch (Not to exceed $10!)

  • The opportunity to hang out with us for up to an hour (Priceless!)

  • The glory of appearing in videos and pictures on our social media (Also priceless!)

To Enter:

  • Post in THIS thread saying, “Yes, it’s my Birthday this month AND I live in Dallas AND you can come to my house on May 26th!” Or whatever you want.

  • You MUST post here in this thread. Posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries.

  • ONE entry per person. Users with multiple entries will be not be chosen.

  • Do not post anything political or inappropriate in your entry. We’ll choose someone else.

  • You must enter before Monday, May 16, 2022 at 4:00 p.m. CT.

Winner Selection and Notification:

  • We will randomly pick a potential winner by taking the post count and getting a random post number from Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc).

  • Winners will be notified on Monday via a private message here in the forums and by an email to the email address on your Woot! account (not your Amazon login email, if different). Click here for info on updating your email address.

  • You have until Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 5:00 p.m. CT to respond to the email. If you haven’t responded by then, we’ll select an alternative potential winner.

Are You Serious?

  • Heck yeah! We love Birthdays. And we love being cheap. This combines both!

NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO ENTER. FULL TERMS AND CONDITIONS AVAILABLE HERE.

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Great. Now I have to rent a house in Texas for a week. And wear pants.

Edit: FOUND IT!

Lotion will be provided.

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I wonder if I can legally change my BD to sometime in May?

What if I proclaim part of my property to be now called “Dallas”?

Does it have to be a human with the birthday? Are poultry, goats, dogs and cats included?

Are pants actually required as pepper asked?

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Sounds kinda like leaving a trail of breadcrumbs so Publisher’s Clearinghouse can find you.

Good luck with that…

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What about cake? How can it be a birthday party without cake?

Dish It Out Mickey Mouse GIF

Tina Fey Nbc GIF by Saturday Night Live
You really need to provide cake.

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Just drive your RV, park in the Dallas Wally World parking lot, next to @davejlives


Maybe he’ll be wearing pants

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Warning Red Flag GIF

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Those are some crappy eligibility rules, man. Happy Crappy Birthday to whatever poor soul wins this.

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Not sure if i am disappointed or glad i do not meet the criteria.

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People are tripping over each other to sign up!

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Yes, it’s my Birthday this month AND I live in Dallas AND you can come to my house on May 26th!” Or whatever you want

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Man it’s my birthday the 30th. I feel unloved. Can you guys fly to Vegas?

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My birthday is this month too…

But I live in Sunny San Diego, CA.

Just send a $10 coupon.

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Man…no love for the rest of the metroplex…or other months…

Its almost like woot has a hidden agenda and is targeting a very select audience…

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My birthday was yesterday, but I don’t live in Dallas, so I guess I’m SOL.

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All I want is prizes. I’m a social hermit.

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My dad’s birthday is May 26th! Unfortunately he is in Ohio :confused:

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Live in texas but not dallas and my birthday is in may. Too bad i cant win

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Yeah I don’t qualify for any part! Congrats to those that do. :clap: This is interesting. A birthday monger box? :w_happy2: :w_boc:

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Yay! Pick me for a crappy birthday party!

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