I want the Monkey Chat writer position!
How do I apply to be Mortimer monkey?
I would make an exceptional monkey, had years of monkey business experience! Always very Willing to learn new monkey things!
I’m ready to join up for the Main Monkey Business!
The Main Monkey Business!
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It’s on the website. They only forgot to put it in today’s email.
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And you can submit chats here.
Have fun!
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They were out drinking with @davejlives last night. He’s a bad influence.
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me waking up thinking everything is okay
me wondering why i have all these emails
me realizing i double scheduled chats… again
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SORRY URRYBODY!
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It could have been worse. You could have traded out the monkeys for penguins.
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AND OF COURSE WE FORGIVE YOU!
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Do we?
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Why penguins? Why not beavers? Or even flamingos?
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Well, if @notmatty doesn’t do the chats who will? @davejlives and @Williamdavi?
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So…
The chats would pretty much just involve drunkenly shopping at DG?
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DJ: Loud yelling
WD: Loud yelling
DJ: passes out
WD: loud yelling
DJ: wakes up confused
WD: beans
So yeah. We 100% forgive notmatty.
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Son showed me this. Language warning.
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