Derby #258: Beauty Within

LOL.

eta: In B4 Bowser giving flowers to Mario.

Mario certainly gives Star Wars a run for its money in these derbies

Looking at the top shirts from the previous derby, I can tell why that No Star Wars rule is there.

You forgot to ban all pop culture.

But that wouldn’t maximize sales, would it?

In before swirly crap up the side.

No Star Wars? Thank the good dude for that.

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But that wouldn’t maximize sales, would it?
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Sometimes, you just have to say “no” to the predictable. There ARE people in the world who want to wear something without a crutch character on it.

As it is, I can see why Lucas Arts have gone after certain companies, banning Star War shirts from being sold. Nothing like seeing a character you developed and created be used in a cheesy gimmick.

Yoda?

I KNOW, RIGHT?!?!?!

Beauty within?

Perhaps sexy skeleton designs, Alien chest burster designs, but not sure what else (maybe cuteness inside rib cages)?

I’m at a loss… so maybe this week is a skipper for me…

Lebowski…

I don’t think you need to be quite so literal.


Does this make sense? Is it funny?

Not even close. Starwars is easily out spacing mario 3 to 1.

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Beauty within?

Perhaps sexy skeleton designs, Alien chest burster designs, but not sure what else (maybe cuteness inside rib cages)?

I’m at a loss… so maybe this week is a skipper for me…
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*[Spoken]
Don’t look at me

Every day is so wonderful
Then suddenly, it’s hard to breathe
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the pain, I’m so ashamed

I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can’t bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can’t bring me down… Oh no
So don’t you bring me down today

To all your friends you’re delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Trying hard to fill the emptiness
The pieces gone, left the puzzle undone
That’s the way it is

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can’t bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can’t bring you down, oh, no
So don’t you bring me down today…

No matter what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what we say
(no matter what we say)
We’re the song inside the tune
Full of beautiful mistakes

And everywhere we go
(and everywhere we go)
The sun will always shine
(sun will always shine)
And tomorrow we might wake on the other side

We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won’t bring us down
We are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can’t bring us down, oh, no
So don’t you bring me down today

Oh, yeah, don’t you bring me down today, yeah
Don’t you bring me down ooh… today

A few ideas for the stuck.

  • A bunny helping a turtle across the finish line.
  • A polar bear using a narwhal to rescue a penguin.
  • A Ninja painting Sumi-e
  • Pirates handing out treasure to the poor.
  • (as above) Bowser giving Mario a bouquet of Fire-Flowers.
  • Link with a Navi who is actually quiet and helpful.
  • Dr. Who…something
  • A cute cat…doing anything.

HTH

Yes, and it’s very funny!!

I buy pretty much any cat shirt and I like this one!