Now that I have the first post, I’d like to take this time to say a few words:
The state that under which our nation has come to live is reprehensible. Our freedoms have been taken away from right under our fat, porky nostrils. Our rights have been violated worse than the time your mother castrated you for putting the spoons in the knife drawer. I write swiftly, for my time runs short. This woot has almost come to a close, and thank the heavens and the holy President George W. Bush for that. Since I’ve consistently been able to get post #1-3, I can safely conclude that I will be getting 3 Bandoliers of Carrots, my first ever. Now, I must bid you farewell, and I hope to see you next time, here on Rocketbird Theater.