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Iām pretty sure I went a solid 2 months calling my mom āMaā in some random accent that I thought was country but not southern (but probably sounded like echos of Gone with the Wind + my Grandmaās London). She was not a fan of being called Ma.
Although, Iāll have to ask because I definitely remember her telling me not to call her Mother?! in the frantic Bambi voice. That only lasted a few days. So that was worse.
Kids are funny.
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MAY-O-NAY-ZE
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Maybe not very happy of the Ma title, but I am sure she was very proud of a well read and rounded child. 
Sorry, time for some sleep 
. Good night.
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I refuse to vote
Mayonnaise is neither an instrument or good, but I donāt like many condiments.
I certainly have trust issues with people when it comes to condiments, too. Like I need to get the correct proportions these food workers out here just ruining perfectly fine burgers by drowning them
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Whatever one I remembered to put back in the fridgeā¦ refrigerate after opening is a strong mfg recommendation
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I came into this thread knowing what to expect, and yet here I am with my mind and expectations blown.
Thanks wooters, never change
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None of the above!
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I prefer Dijonnaise. Mix of Dijon mustard and mayonnaise.
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Yes. In 1972, manly boys were required to take home economics in 7th grade. I loved it. Cooking, sewing, budgeting. The learning contributed to making me the manly boy I still am today.
I love mayonnaise. Miracle Whip is a good substitute. But then, Iāll eat anything, as long as isnāt moving very muchā¦
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NEITHER!! Both are gag inducing. 
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Agreed! Just looking at the mayo gifs in this poll made me queasy.
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I would much rather have
than Miracle Whip.
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It depends on what youāre looking to do with the substance.
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Possibly an unpopular opinion, but I like both. Some sandwiches taste better with mayo, and mayo can be used in cooking other things so itās more versatile, but sometimes miracle whip is good too, like a turkey sandwich with lettuce and tomato. But if that turkey sandwich were to also have bacon, like a turkey club, that would require mayo instead. Miracle whip is not a substitute for mayo, itās just another type of sandwich condiment.
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Mayo, but I can eat both.
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Like thereās even a question. Mayo all the way.
I was traumatized as a child, when my grandmother would serve a āsaladā that consisted of a square of jello (flavor varied), with shredded carrots mixed in, served on a lettuce leaf, with a dollop of Miracle Whip on top.
I shudder to think of it, even now.
Blech.
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Spicy mustard!
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