wth… is this like a tickertape printer for your text messages?!?
Hmmm, I think I will invent a machine that will let you print out dots and dashes on pieces of paper and allow you to mail them using pigeons.
It’s just like texting… but with the added bonus of expensive thermal paper.
send a raven! wait, on second thought, let’s use this memobird piece of crap
What is that…
This reminds me of the commercial making fun of the dot com bust where they invented the high five machine that let you remotely give a high five to people.
Millions of dollars went into designing, programming, and marketing this item.
Is that like the remote handshake machine General Naird came up with but Dr. Adrian Mallory thinks will be used for remote hj’s?
Lol the snark as it goes from 91% to 69% of stock remaining in a few minutes. Fun woot times. (Now 59%…and by the way, I come to the forums for the snark so in no way am I complaining) (last edit… I guess the percents are related a timer not a sign of how much is being sold!)
I guess this is for someone really missing paper.
I for one have enough clutter in the house…I don’t think I’d want to get this or the paper it prints on but there are some senior people I know who probably would appreciate this more… especially if their grandkids drew pics for them and stuff.
@davejlives if you put one of these on each employee’s desk you could send them pictures of Uncle Jeff’s rocket ship.
It’s a fancy receipt printer… and 80 bucks on Amazon. I don’t get it but people are buying it up slowly but surely
It’s on a timer. To keep things moving it’ll time out if it sells or not.
Here for the comments
Not buying today?
It has 30 minutes to sell I think, I didn’t know the % would go down automatically, learn something new every day
I haven’t seen much yet and I missed the 1st hour 
did buy the skillet
The small skillet that’s makes a great spoon rest?
People don’t love this? My kids would love to get random messages from grannies and us at work or what not
Only if their name is Lauren Sanchez…