It is not a contest. you don’t get a prize. no one will be impressed. you make yourself look like a fool. you fill up precious space with nonsense. you slow down the woot servers. you annoy those to come along behind you. you are not even the first post anyway.
here is an example of a quality first post:
Wow, this is nice. I bought this when it was on earlier this month and really enjoy it. Thanks woot!