Legend has it if you wear these with tube socks you gain a 6th sense for grilling. Add jorts and you get landscaping superpowers as well. Go farther and add a phone belt clip and you’ve almost hit your final evolution. The last thing you need is a Bluetooth ear piece. They know you by name at the Home Depot.
DON’T MOCK THE NEW BALANCE SHOES
New Balances are just the geriatric variant of Sketchers. People seem to love them to have some good support benefits or something.
I’m not, that’s a whole vibe. I need to eventually snag me a pair of white NB’s to green up with yard work.
I’ll forgive you, you know not The Way of New Balance. They come in wider widths and are very nicely made, I know not of these “Sketchers” and quite frankly they sound sketchy, no?
The time of Balance is over!. Sketchers shall reign supreme.
No but for real are they comfy?
I like em but I’m old and have/still work on my feet a lot. I do buy inserts, but the NB insert comes out so no squeeze the feet.
NB has a great reputation for actually being really comfortable shoes. I don’t think anything beats my under armor fat tire summits, though. Walking is like ice skating
Also new balance has actually gotten into modern designs. They even did a brand deal with the rapper Jack Harlow. They’ve made some pretty clever business decisions in the previous years.