Old People

mwiseman · July 22, 2008, 5:09pm

Stay the hell off my lawn.

pooflady · July 22, 2008, 5:11pm

Eh?

JoeDeeDee · July 22, 2008, 5:22pm

Sonny, how’d you like a smack?

killingtime · July 22, 2008, 5:29pm

Noodly Appendage

killingtime · July 22, 2008, 5:30pm

Cheetos

killingtime · July 22, 2008, 5:31pm

Skippy

killingtime · July 22, 2008, 5:33pm

…

mwiseman · July 22, 2008, 5:34pm

Where’s my pills?!

killingtime · July 22, 2008, 5:34pm

I <3 Horses

killingtime · July 22, 2008, 5:36pm

Mistress

killingtime · July 22, 2008, 5:37pm

Oh, you mean old people for real…

killingtime · July 22, 2008, 5:38pm

I thought you meant this to be diametrically opposed to the “NEW PEOPLE” thread.

Raining · July 22, 2008, 5:45pm

Did you start the car today, if you didn’t the battery will go down.

Raining · July 22, 2008, 5:48pm

I know your wife is pregnant and the oldest kid is ill, but could you stop on your way home and get some dog food for skippy.

elynnjean · July 22, 2008, 5:53pm

Hey, get out of my way you whipper snapper!

Raining · July 22, 2008, 5:54pm

Did I call you today and ask that you bring Skippy some dog food.

Raining · July 22, 2008, 5:55pm

I know it is about time for you to leave work, why is it I don’t have your cell #?

Raining · July 22, 2008, 6:00pm

I can’t find my eye glasses, I told them kids of yours to put everything back where they found it.

Raining · July 22, 2008, 6:06pm

You say your not married, your wife is not pregnant and you don’t have any children.
Then my guess is your cousin Elliott. If so, could you stop by the store for the dog food.

PemberDucky · July 22, 2008, 6:07pm

You hear what happened to Mabel Grizzlehat?
Dead.