You haven’t made a comment about this yet?
And yes, I only made this post because I saw that you were typing.
There are a lot of Wooters out there with sore muscles. And according to the photos, if you use one it will make you dance in a desert.
I, for one, appreciate Woot making this a deal-o-meter deal.
I almost didn’t comment just to annoy you.
What if deserts don’t grow near me?
Then I think one will find you. Or you’ll be teleported.
I don’t get all the stigma about this - the ad is totally clean.
Maybe it’s like Q-tips… They tell us they’re for removing makeup but we all stick them in our ears.
Reviews indicate this doesn’t last very long.
tbf, I get that a lot too.
The climate here isn’t suitable for deserts; just for desserts.
Took me awhile to find it, this is “Sports & Outdoors” equipment.
Just think about your workouts, people will be intrigued with your dedication.
You know how they say to not skip leg day? There are other parts of the body that need exercise, too. We don’t want to leave anything out.
Antlers?
If you have 'em, exercise 'em.
The sales map is interesting. Most of the western part of the U.S. has sore muscles in need of relief.
Except Wyoming and Kansas. That makes sense, though, since nobody actually lives in those states.
Now, one could argue that it’s just too late at night for the eastern part of the country. But that’s not as fun so kindly ignore that.
Technically it’s early for them.
Technically, I don’t care.
Wait…
There are other states with populations?!?
The Woot sales stats map would never lie.
Why are they massaging themselves with a microphone?