Craptastic.
1 Red Woot Bag
1 UniCutie Copter
1 Minaturized tear off Calendar
1 Guns & Roses T-Shirt Size L (New in bag)
1 Disney brand Mickey & Donald T-Shirt Size XL (New in bag)
1 Penguin LED Flashlight
1 Pair Costa Sunglasses
1 Jigsaw Puzzle
Oh you’ll get stuff that’ll fit…somebody.
Bunnies on Clouds
Best. Bag. Ever.
AMAZING
JBL earbuds $90
Spyder zip up $110
Clever Pack and Go Blanket $37
Head lamp
Silver chain
Puzzle
Leggings
Tshirt
Sherpa lined hooded zip up sweatshirt
THANK YOU WOOT!!
Thanks, Woot, it’s great doing business with you!
Bonus gum wrapper!!! Awesome!
Mine should arrive tomorrow. Excitedly, nervously holding my breath and crossing my fingers in anticipation of my disappointment!!
Got my Bureau Of Crap today…and I received the most valuable item that I have ever received in a BOC…so I cannot in good conscience claim any level of disappointment!
Received XL workout pants, women’s medium pants and bicycle shorts (for the wife), 500 piece puzzle (which the youngest boy is already working on), led headlamp, sarcastic notepad, tiny Woot! calendar, 3 toothbrushes, red Woot! bag, and…wait for it…wait for it…a brand new Bulova ladies watch (going for $150+ on the mothership)!!! I think I’ll add that little jewel to the wife’s Valentines Day gifts…
So, not a large quantity of crap, but some very valuable crap, indeed!
P.S.: So, like the bag says, “My crap IS better than your crap!” 
At last! My Blech Old Candycorn is on its way.
Only complaint (until I open the box, probably) is that USPS doesn’t mention the shipping weight.
Well, okay, the weights were only an approximation based on the total weight of a pallet (or something like that) so now I don’t have to get my hopes up too high.
Yay?
Nice!
My first BoC of 2023 will arrive on or about my birthday. Please plan my disappointment appropriately, Woot!
My Big Orange Cases showed up yesterday…
1 x Red woot! crap bag (under the kitchen sink with the others)
1 x Pokemon trading card game (kids at my wife’s school like these)
1 x Snarky sticky notes 2-pack (going to start leaving notes for co-workers on these)
1 x Back to the Roots hydroponics garden (this was all in parts, just dumped into the box… 2 seed packs were torn open and all over. maybe I can just plant the box and they’ll grow??)
1 x UniCutie Copter (flew this around the house last night… it’s kinda fun. the dogs didn’t like it)
1 x Men’s M sherpa lined zip hoodie (14 year old claimed this immediately… I’m lucky it made it into the photo)
1 x (I think Men’s?) 42x32 pants (waaaay too big for me… they’ll go in the MS donation bag)
1 x Little retro woot! stick-on calendar! (love this)
Can’t have too many straws!
My Bucket of Chum has shipped! Hopefully the only thing disappointing is the estimated delivery date of 6 February!
Flying crap is the boom bomb
Missed the chance for a picture with a couple of items being claimed. Not entirely disappointing, not super brag-worthy…just what a BOC is meant to be. My “Beetlejuice or Casper” included:
1 headlamp
1 Poop Emoji rc helicopter
1 “psychadelic salad” kit
1 chevron extension cord
1 pair men’s pant (wrong size for family, will donate)
2 xl thermal tops
1 gray sherpa lined hoodie (fits me)
1 pair men’s Nike Pegasus Zoom. (Doesn’t fit family members, but social worker at my school has some students in mind that can use them)
Woot bag to tote it all around.
Looking forward to seeing what others receive!
Received my Better Order Cannisters last night
1x red bag, can be used for groceries
1x Byn Dynasty waffle shirt (XL, 3 sizes too big, will donate to a friend or goodwill)
1x men’s thermal set (XL, again, 3 sizes too big, will give away)
1x unicopter, no use to me
1x sticky note
1x mini calendar
1x puzzle, will give to my grandmother
All useless stuff. I know it’s a gamble, but certainly a bummer I didn’t get something useful, especially after seeing other’s hauls.
Also confusing since this was the email I received for my order. Not sure if it is standard or not. It’s been a few years since my last Bright Orange Computer
Actually overall, I’m pretty un-dissapointed in my first ever Bathtub of Coconuts.
1 - Mt. Fuji 500 piece puzzle
1 - XL Thermal Shirt (It’s winter and it fits)
1 - Palm sized 2023 Calendar
1 - Pair (why are they called pairs when there is only one?) of black shorts (soccer style, good for sleeping or lounging in and they fit)
1 - Package of “snarky sticky notes” (which is good because I am particularly snarky, but have no desk or anyone to pass notes to. Maybe random windshield notes will work. Hmmm.)
1 - Very nice winter jacket (which will really be nice for someone I donate it to, since I couldn’t fit into a medium jacket since I was a teen. Really the only thing that is slightly disappointing. However I like helping others so that is cool I can donate it to someone in need)
1 - Of course obligatory canvas Woot shopping bag, which is actually handy for short shopping trips on foot to the corner store.
Thanks Woot for a great first experience with my first “bag of crap”.
Bottomless Onion Crisps is probably the best bag of crap I’ve ever received. That is incredibly disappointing. I don’t buy a BOC for good stuff. I buy it so that I can dump it into the local landfill to help reduce Woot!'s trash bill. I’m so incredibly disappointed, in fact… I mean, one of my items is $189 on Amazon. How in the world can I consider this to be crap? How can I possibly escape this disappointment???
This is what I wanted:
This is what I got:
So all totalled up, it looks like my Bottomless Onion Crisps was worth $294.75, plus the priceless red bag, the nearly priceless calendar, the couple dollars of zip-top bags (notice that I avoided use of the Ziplock™ brand name), and the purse that might as well be priceless given the look on my wife’s face. Not a bad haul.
Merry New Year, Woot!
