Ah.
• Note to Self : make sure you’re wearing clothes if/when you are (un)lucky enough to acquire a 2nd BOC in the future and are standing in front of a reflective background, i.e., your stove/microwave’s shiny surface in order to snap a pic of its glory.
Thanks for the lesson.
Ok, Col. Austin… Between your six million dollar eyeball that we could part out and my exorbitantly priced shakers, I am thinking we could do well together on this eBay you speak of. We’re gonna make tens of dollars, I tell ya! Tens of dollars!!
Or we could just use your eyesight to get your BOC located.
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Holy crap! Literally! That’s fantabulous crap! The Stanley cup alone is great. Good BOC, buddy!! 
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AND a pillow shaped like a little person with no legs! You won the Woot! lottery there!
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Hoping good crappy things arrive for you soon! 
🩷
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Welp, the ginormous yellow question mark is VERY misleading. Could be paint by numbers type of an address. Could be a location of buried treasure. Could be “The Address Formerly Known As” and they’re trying to download some albums you recently released. Cut them some slack - symbols are hard.
Have you ever tried playing them?
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Good gravy!! You scored big time! Those Chuckie Taylors are adorable and were meant to be in my BOC. Pair of fluffy socks and they would fit my laughably small feet! I’ll trade you the little blue plastic guinea pig snow sled (they are saying it’s a cutting board…I beg to differ) that I received in my BOC for them? Oh, and I’ll throw in the sandwich my mom made for me.
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On your 
Good luck on your quest for your next elusive 
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When things get lost or returned, wooters are told contact customer service and tell them you don’t want a refund.
I think the delivery service (UPS) is definitely the one dropping the ball.
good luck to you.
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I’m gonna paint a big yellow ? on my front door. Even if it doesn’t eventually attract the elusive BoC from UPS/USPS, it’ll give the neighbors something to complain about on Facebook.
Latest update today at 6:52 am, as per yesterday, is Processing at UPS Facility, delivery by 7:00 pm tomorrow.
Mañana Será Bonito
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My eyeball, your shakers. Bring it on.
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This is real tape, you can buy it. From Sweden.
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Bath of Calmness from New Year’s Day. It was an awesome box of crap!
• expandable camera tripod - 5ft fully extended
• iWalk phone charger
• picnic table cloth
• 16 Solpex solar step lights
• 40000 mAh portable charger
• chicken shredder twist tool
• random color printer ink (leaking)
• Woot monkey w/ cape and hat. Kids love that its arms are like sling shot bands and it does monkey screams when thrown.
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My Bath of Calmness has arrived 
Unicorn Scarf ( My Granddaughter will LOVE this )
Vinyl Tablecloth ( Will be great to use when
Grandkids are crafting )
Spatula Set ( I guess they will be good for
something 
)
Solar Step Lights ( I Love solar lights )
Ring Light with Tripod Stand ( If nothing else I can
use it as a light )
A Screaming Woot Monkey 
Sorry Woot, no disappointment here. Well maybe a little now that I am in BOC jail for awhile!!!
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Thrilled with my Bottles of Champagne box that arrived today! The hundred foot garden house will get daily use this summer. Also included - nose hair trimmer (also useful!), banana lights and a Woot monkey (I appreciate the theme and I’ll take them to my school) to put in my prize box.
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Best 10 dollars I have spent
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My Bath of Calmness came in today, and while a little sparse I’m happy with with the contents. It came in the larger size BOC due to the size of one of the items inside.
The contents were:
Cuisinart Cordless Mini Food Processor RMC-100C (Canadian packaging variant) - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08MBP4F25
A boat flagpole - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FTC4NKG
A 2 piece nail clipper set
Banana LED string lights
A Woot travel cutlery set
The nail clipper set and banana LED lights are both cheap Kole Imports branded products that frequently pop up as filler in BOCs, like the dinosaur or hamburger light toys.
The food processor package looks like it is unopened. If it works then this BOC was a huge win. If it doesn’t… well…
I have no use for the boat flagpole, but I assume one of my neighbors that has a boat might have some use for it.
It’s always nice to have more nail clippers, assuming these are any good.
The banana lights are silly, but I’m sure a neighbor’s kids will love it.
The travel cutlery set should be useful, as I can always stash it in the car in case I’m out and have something to eat but nothing to eat it with.
Overall, there wasn’t really much there. If the food processor works, this is a great BOC. However, if it doesn’t then this might be the worst BOC I’ve ever received. Even if it doesn’t work, I don’t think I’ll learn my lesson. I’ll definitely be back next month for more.
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Delivery of Bells of Chocolate is now predicted by UPS on the day after the day after the day after tomorrow. AKA January 14. It’s been “processing” at my local UPS facility since December 30.
…times four.
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It only took me 19 hours to laugh at that.
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