So I received an email from Amazon letting me know of this site called Woot.com.
Never heard of it.
Annoyed they are spamming me on random sites.
Probably just a crap site anyways. Who would go there?
Dear Amazon Customer,
Woot! is an Amazon company that specializes in daily deals, with brand-new offers every single day. Save up to 70% on computers, electronics, home goods, outdoor gear, and tons more. But act fast, because as soon as they sell out, they’re gone!
Want to see more deals?
You should probably turn and flee.
Nothing good can come of this.
Hi there. Welcome to Woot!. Don’t forget to buy the t-shirt. Tomorrow 99% of the shirts will be on sale for $10 when you use code DERBY and have at least $15 of shirts in your cart.
Have a nice day! 
(Please Note: I’m not employed by Woot, but I volunteer to help in the forums.)
Umm yeah. Never heard of the place.
Still not big numbers compared to some of the crazy people on here.
Do you like crap and disappointment Little Tommy? How about binge drinking the finest of off brand green olive kegs and tears of sadness? What about two bags of crap, seventy-five Agents of Shields (season 2) dvs, five sheets of bland generic printer paper, a whole galaxy of woot offs, woot ons, tshirt-derbys, TT happy hours, giveaways, and wtf pricing? … and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of budweiser, a pint of refurbished ether, and two dozen customer service emails in your spam box?
Maybe they don’t think you spend enough money here? Hmmmmm?
I know! We’re an exclusive group. Say, do you like spending $10 on nonsense?
Hey. At least they’re not tracking ya…
Yeah, we’re so exclusive, we won’t let just anybody spend $10 on nonsense! You have to be one of the Chosen Ones to be allowed that privilege. 
Uhhhh so there’s a shirt for that too.
How did I end up with Narf’s responsibilities?
You made the mistake of volunteering!
But it’s not a CatShirtsWoot
Ahhh… that’s a relief. I was worried.
Not all of them.
You haven’t started sending penguin plushies to me.
Whoa!
What happened to your title?!?
Oh…
You wanted a penguin plushie.
I thought you wanted a penguin slushie.
Well this is gonna get weird.
It’s only weird if you make it weird.
Tell them to talk to my wife 
